Save SpongeBob!
Oh, barnacles! SpongeBob has been kidnapped, and Plankton’s to blame!
Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Little Falls, Minnesota, Burger King.
They’ve found a ransom note which starts off: “We have SpongeBob.” It then demands, “Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.”
The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob’s nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: “Patrick is next,” referring to SpongeBob’s cartoon friend.
At a southeast Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a six-by-ten-foot balloon of Spongebob.
It just goes to show you, “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.”
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Ahhh, I miss the days when I did stupid shit and was convinced it was funny.
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Working in bars as I did for ten years convinced me that people are generally idiots. Add alcohol and the idiot-level rises exponentially.
People will steal anything. Really.
Tomfoolery by rampagin’* idiots has been spotted in Little Falls
I ’spose anythin’ is more fun than the daily cow-tippin’ meets up in the ice-covered frozen arctic area know as Minnesota:Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Little Falls, Minnesota, Burger King.But the sam…
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I am always amazed at how stupid I can be.
I’m guessing your stupid comment refers to the media for covering this story in the first place?
Come on people! This is funny. Stealing Sponge Bob? That’s beautiful. I’d do it too if it wouldn’t jeopardize my job with the city.
Surely SpongeBob is worth at least 15 Crabby Panties (plus unlimited fries and milkshakes).
Lets get the commando fish together and stage a raid on the kidnappers place its the sharks to blame its the err LOAN SHARKS who have done it