1. Marilyn Monroe had many reasons to be happy.
2. Anyone missing a g-string?
3. Arizona is about to put a whole lot of lawn maintenance companies out of business. (Bet the “Runaway Bride” wishes she lived there!)
4. If the passing of Peter Jennings has inspired you to quit smoking, ABC wants to hear from you.
5. Who says food fights are just for kids?
6. Gimme a C-R-O-O-K! Rah!
7. Now here’s a novel way to get rid of slow drivers who impede traffic.
8. Better make room on your calendar this Sunday. It’s Jerry Garcia Day!
9. Finally, a Public Service Announcement: in case you purchased them for your pooch, Dog Condoms are being recalled. That includes the meat-scented ones, by the way.
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August 9, 2005 at 3:33 pm
My roommate’s dog, may he rest in peace, used to like her g-strings quite a bit too. But he wasn’t so much with the eating as he was, you guessed it, with the licking.
I have now even grossed myself out.
August 9, 2005 at 8:36 pm
Ew, you grossed me out, too. And that’s rather hard to do!
August 10, 2005 at 11:39 am
Poor Marilyn. What was she to do? Once she had attained her life’s ambition she SHOULD HAVE SHOT HER DOCTOR AND BURNED OUT HIS OFFICE, then turned out her lights and gone into Hollywood mythology.
August 10, 2005 at 11:41 am
BTW the Peter Jennings ABC link is not working.
August 11, 2005 at 10:24 pm
Just remember never to shake the hand of a dog owner who purchases canine condoms!
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