(Also known as: “Dropping the Google Bomb”)

The Israeli News Agency is dropping the G-bomb on the efforts of Iranian news sites to ridicule the holocaust in retaliation for the allegedly inflammatory cartoons about Muhammad. (For an explantion of why I use the word “allegedly,” see here.)

“When I heard that a newspaper in Iran was now holding a cartoon contest on the Holocaust, I knew that SEO would be the most potent tool in combating it,” said Joel Leyden, publisher of the Israel News Agency. “That 12 winners in Iran would have their Holocaust cartoons published and would receive two gold coins (worth about $140 each) as a prize, I donned my SEO Israel Defense Forces uniform, cocked and loaded my keyboard. There is no way that Iran will spit on the graves of over 6 million Jews who perished in the Holocaust.”

The Israel News Agency is asking every SEO advertising marketing professional to create Web pages and optimize the keywords: “Iran Holocaust Cartoon Contest” in order to prevent the Iran newspapers, the enemies of Israel, the Jews, the Christians and Western democracy from attaining a high Google and Google News position. The SEO contestants will wrap these keywords around their comments of how Iran has sponsored Islam suicide bombing terror attacks against innocent men, women and children in Israel. Iran directly funds the activities of the terrorist groups Hamas and Hizbullah. [...]

The Israel News Agency is launching an SEO contest, not for money but rather in memory of those Jews, Christians, Gypsies - men, women and children who were murdered in the gas ovens of the Holocaust. Link.)

Since Googlebots seem to love EV, let me just say this: Iran Holocaust Cartoon Contest. Iran Holocaust Cartoon Contest. Iran Holocaust Cartoon Contest. Iran Holocaust Cartoon Contest. Iran Holocaust Cartoon Contest.

Neener, neener, neener.

Oh, and to the mullahs from a half-Iranian individual: Bite Me.

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