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May 13, 2006 at 12:51 pm
“Is that him?”
“I don’t know, ask him.”
“No, you ask him.”
“Fine, I will. Excuse me mister can you settle a bet for us? My friend says he heard that you drove your car off of a bridge and left a woman to drown years ago. I think that you’re just a plain old walrus. Which is it?”
May 13, 2006 at 8:28 pm
“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.”
May 13, 2006 at 10:15 pm
The zoo master said if I fart in front of the kids one more time he’s sending me to the glue factory, but man they fed me cabbage again today and my gut is killing me…
or
Hey kid, I’ve got a turd buildin’ be ready for you at 2 O’Clock.
May 14, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Much strength in the force have you.
May 15, 2006 at 11:18 am
TO: Kate
RE: Caption
Coo-Coo Cachoo!
Excuse me, but you kids always make me sneeze.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
May 16, 2006 at 2:58 pm
HEY KEEP IT DOWN KIDS IM HIDING FROM GREENPEACE AND PETA
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May 15, 2006 at 4:11 pm