Caption Contest!
Well, it’s the Memorial Day weekend, which means that I have a house full of people, a cooler full of booze, a stove-top that’s sizzling with things that smell good, and a very short attention span.
Since it’s time for the weekly Caption Contest — and since I’m lazy — this seems like the perfect day to go trolling for promo slugs to use on this page. So here’s your mission — caption this:
Winners — along with those who’ve pissed me off — will be announced Monday.
UPDATE: Find more caption fun at The Daily Brief!
“Billboard space immediately available.”
[...] Outside The Beltway. Venemous Kate. • Fun and Games • TrackBack • Contact • Timmer •Main [...]
The hottest MILF in the blogosphere!
Sorry, first thing that came to mind.
Hey, do I sound like I’m offended? ;D
Love her, hate her, it doesn’t matter as long as you worship her.
“Yeah, I’m a bitch. So what’s your point?”
[...] Electric Venom [...]
Damn it Toto! We are TOO back in KANSAS!!!
“You want to do what to me?!?!? I’m sorry, you must have me confused with that skank ‘Poisonous Kate’ from a few blogs down.”
Floats like a butterfly,
bites like an Electric Chair.
“I do like variety, but its still not Eclectic Venom.”
“Really, Dahling! Autographs are later.”
“I’ll take my usual martini.”
“Ever seen a snake swallow its prey?”
*That’ll be taken wrong in so many ways.*
Your choice of caption.
“Shaken AND Stirred”
“Kneel so I can look you in the eye.”
Sorry, Kate….the opportunity was too good to miss.
Yes? You have my drink?
Electric Venom — 10 times the Jolt of Organic Venom.
Yeah, I home school my school my kids, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to churn your better or raise your barn, you Amish freak!
Venom Martini… Stiring not shaken.
“Honey? Shut up before I get pissed and hurt you.”
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