Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

Comedic legend Jerry Lewis holds a glass in his mouth during the Friars Club celebrity roast in his honor Friday, June 9, 2006 in New York City. Lewis has been \'roasted\' previously in 1971, 1986 and also in 1955 with then-partner Dean Martin.
(Photo: AP.)

It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for the weekend Caption Contest. Winners announced Monday!*

(*Yes, I’m still working on creating the rotating captions from the last photo contest.)

15 Comments to “Caption Contest”

  1. TO: Kate
    RE: Caption

    How a vampire drinks a highball.

    But they either chip their teeth or cut their lips.

    Regards,

    Chuck(le)

  2. “Ah’m Thorry Deah, Ah’ll puth the toileth Theath down nexth Thime.”

  3. “How was the job today honney?”
    “I was canned.”

  4. A “mean-spirited” Republican demonstrates on Mr. Lewis exactly what he meant when he told Nancy Pelosi to just “can it.”

  5. Still idolized by the French people, Jerry Lewis attempts to explain to them the pragmatic reason for America’s low unemployment rate vs. their socialist, union-terrorized system.

  6. “And This Is What Dean And I Did After The Show.”

  7. “I Would Pick Up The Check But I’m Busy!”

  8. “I Used To Drink With Frank Sinatra But He Couldn’t Keep Up.”

  9. “The French Do This A Lot With Their Feet.”

  10. “This Is How Howey Mandle Drinks Water.”

  11. A Bridgework Too Far

  12. Actor Gary Busey suffers yet another accident while not wearing a helmet.

  13. TO: Kate
    RE: Second Contender

    How a vampire wannabe drinks one-too-many highballs.

    Regards,

    Chuck(le)

  14. “All I said was, ‘What’s that smell?’”

  15. Thith immigrathen lill ith thure touf to thwallow.


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