Just when I thought the world could not possibly get any more strange, I find out that Osama bin Laden has the hots for Whitney Houston in a big way, at least according to a woman who claims she was once OBL’s sex slave. (Found via ISOU.)
“He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.
“Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly.
“How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”
Obviously, an incisive intellect isn’t required in the sex slave business or that whole 9/11 thing might’ve rung a bell with her.
But, seriously: Whitney Houston??!
Hey, I’m 100% in favor of shipping her over to him. Anyone else?
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006, 5:27 pm | 
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August 22, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Sounds good to me. Send one crack head to another cracked head. Their made for each other and I bet the would be into S&M too.
August 22, 2006 at 10:44 pm
Count me in!
Let’s have Deb Frisch
call Bobby and give him the news.
August 23, 2006 at 2:10 am
Only if its a package deal…
WH
Cindy Sheehan
Hill Clinton
Mrs. Albright..
Hell He’ll give up in a week just to escape.
August 23, 2006 at 9:16 am
Sooooooooooo, would her music and movie royalities go to tin turban bastard?
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