Dear Simon,
Being far too busy to watch television most nights, I missed your walk down the red carpet at last night’s Emmys.
Nevertheless, I want you to know that — even if America is taking pot shots at you over the cavalier way you strolled about with your shirt open halfway to your navel — I know the real reason why you wore such a daring ensemble, you naughty boy. It was because I so recently praised your pillow pecs, wasn’t it?
I’m flattered, truly, I am.
And, yes, you’re still on my list.
- VK
Monday, August 28th, 2006, 6:32 pm | 
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