If you’re like me, you’ve been unable to completely obliterate that portion of your brain which was forced to witness The Train Wreck That Was Roth (the performance, not the blog entry). Which means it’s time to get revenge on Diamond Dave by having a little fun at his expense.
So, caption this:
Photo credit: AP
Friday, September 8th, 2006, 6:45 pm | 
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September 8, 2006 at 10:53 pm
“I’m just a gigolo.” Too easy . . .
“Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.” Too stupid . . .
(Looking over the edge of a building:) “Might as well jump!” Just right . . .
September 9, 2006 at 9:39 am
I’ve been photoshopped! Who put my face on this Armani?
September 9, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop!
September 9, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Oh…didn’t realize someone had already quoted “Just A Gigalo” so I’ll try again:
GIMME A BOTTLE OF ANYTHING. AND A GLAZED DONUT.
TO GO!
September 9, 2006 at 8:57 pm
What too many “Bottles of anything” will do to you.
September 11, 2006 at 8:39 am
NO longer a mere gigolo, now I am Pimping!!
September 11, 2006 at 7:10 pm
Chicks dig guys with skills.
September 11, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Absolutely, positively, no matter what I do…I’m STILL cooler than Sammy Hagar.
September 12, 2006 at 3:10 am
Ok Gary… I’ve had it up to HERE! with you and Sammy.. I’ve had it all the way up to HERE with you….