I’m a big fan of saving money wherever possible. However, take a tip from me: never try saving money by getting your Brazilian done at a place you wouldn’t ordinarily go to except they offered a coupon.
Just saying’.
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September 29, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Oh.
Dear.
September 29, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Aieeee.
September 30, 2006 at 1:06 am
heh. i’ll try to remember that! sorry
September 30, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Sorry...
October 1, 2006 at 12:19 am
Am I the only one in the room who doesn’t know what a “Brazilain” is? I know what a coupon is.
October 1, 2006 at 8:32 am
A Brazilian is the removal of pubic hair by a process of hot wax application, followed by (often painful) removal of the wax with the hair embedded in it. The “Telly Savalas” is the complete removal of all pubic hair. The “landing strip,” “arrow pointing down” and “Hitler’s mustache” are just a few of the styles available.
Male porn stars who have no hair down there, I have no idea how that happens!
October 1, 2006 at 10:38 am
Ouch!!
Sgt. Hook: bikini wax…
October 1, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Mike, I’m guessing they achieve it the same way, and probably need just as much liquor afterwards as I did to get over the pain.
October 1, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Not that I have ever had it done. But I think I would want to be three sheets to the wind before hand
October 1, 2006 at 8:07 pm
That is a very, very good idea.
October 1, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Oh man. I swear, I am trying not to laugh at this. It reminds me of the time that my college roommate had her boyfriend over one weekend, and all of a sudden, she and I heard a scream from the bathroom. Perhaps I should email you the rest…
October 2, 2006 at 5:24 pm
And here I thought a Brazilian was a very large number…
October 3, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Here’s another tip: never go to a proctologist who operates out of an Motel 6. I’m not even sure if that guy was licensed.
I had to wait for a maid to come to untie me.
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