Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna have a good time.
What’re we going to see there?
Snark!

Uh-oh. Here comes Nancy Pelosi.
Can’t go through her.
Can’t go around her.
Won’t get under her.
Better stomp all over her.

Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna have a good time.
What’re we going to see there?
Snark!

Look out! It’s an advocacy group playing with statistics!
Can’t go over them.
Can’t go around them.
Can’t get under them.
Better wade through them.

Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna have a good time.
What’re we going to see there?
Snark!

Oh my. A school district sending out teachers’ personal data?
Can’t go over them.
Can’t go around them.
Can’t go through them.
Better rip into them.

Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna have a good time.
What’re we going to see there?
Snark!

Whoa, parents withheld allowance when a teen didn’t do his chores?
Can’t walk all over them.
Can’t sneak around them.
Can’t get through to them.
Better obscure them.

Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna have a good time.
What’re we going to see there?
Snark!

Careful, it’s a government report eradicating the word ‘hunger.’
Can’t get over it.
Can’t read through it.
Can’t get on top of it.
Better confuse it.

Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna have a good time.
What’re we going to see there?
Snark!

Uh-oh. Here comes trouble shaped like an iPod.
Can’t get under it.
Can’t go over it.
Can’t stand to be around it.
Better rant on it.

Going on a snark hunt.
Gonna be next Wednesday.
Wanna be in it?
SNARK!