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The Wine Pool Party went swimmingly until his mother noticed the wine turning orange in front of little Akira.

Oops…my last comment was blank…I stupidly add angled brackets…I was asking a question about what happened to the winners of the last caption contest?

I fed them to the snake pit.

No, seriously, didn’t I post them? I’ll have to look.

Well, they always say that red wine has to breathe, and what better way than making the people drink it help it out some?

Honey, I’m just going over to Cheryl’s for a bottle of wine.

With Gulliver passed out, the Lilliputians would never forget this particular Christmas party…

Initial attempts at creating a uniquely Asian bubbly did not go well.

“Yeah, we didn’t get that whole twelve-plagues thing, so instead of the river, we decided to go with the pool.”

After local wine conossioeurs described the Japanese Pinot Noir as tasting like “ass”, the vintner decided to try another tack.

Staying true to the stereotype, overworked Japanese grape-stompers stay on the job way too long.

Sure they are happy as clams now, wait till Godzilla shows up.

Even if I can’t think of a caption right off the bat, I do love being made to laugh out loud by the captions of others! In this case, wg’s “wine tastes like ass” got me.

Man in Middle: “Would anyone like a little more of the bubbly?”
Rest of Group: “NOOOOOOOO!!!!”

“Spaulding, look out!”

This wine certainly has plenty of bodies.

At a pool party for the newly renamed Nippon Valley Wine Makers Consortium, the new owners toast Gov. Arnie, and show their thanks, for his wonderful International Trade abilities.

When asked what the name of the new wine was..their minds just went ‘Blanc’.

Lady in back: “When you said you wanted to get me in the saki, naturally I thought….”

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Well wine definitely doesn’t go with Baby Ruth

Although I am inept at this I just want to say that everyone one of these captions cracked me up!! What a clever group of hooligans!

Hey, isn’t it supposed to be WHITE with fish?

I know, bad sergeant, no donut.

What happens in Anne Rice’s jacuzzi, stays in Anne Rice’s jacuzzi…

Oh my, I don’t think that’s a cork.

The definition of “legs” as applied to wine lost something in translation.