Stupid At Any Speed
You just can’t make quotes like this up:
A man must have seven alcoholic drinks to drive as dangerously as a sober woman driver.
Of course, that was rather kind, compared to what he wrote about black drivers. So, in the spirit of Dustbury — from whom I snagged this link — and Jalopnik, from whom Dustbury snagged it, I, too am linking this to blow that little pissant’s bandwidth out of the water, too.
Welcome to the information super-highway, pal. You belong in the slow lane.
Signed,
A Woman Driver
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
I forwarded that to Glenn Reynolds.
See that’s the problem. Women just don’t know their place. If they were home, bare-foot and impregnated they wouldn’t be driving.
Damned bra-burning, no-arm-pit-shaving, hairy-legged hippies ruined the roads for all of us.
Yet another example of the axiom, “Figures never lie, but liars figure.” That, or “Lies, damned lies, and statistics.” Take your pick.
And, considering my degree/profession, I have way too much first-hand experience with both
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