Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

Man threads snake through nose
Photo credit: Reuters

Winners announced Monday!

Comments

13 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. As a joke, someone switched Chen’s rubber snake with a real one.

  2. After I get over my extreme puzzlement as to what exactly this photo portrays, I will try to think of a caption. (Right now, all I can think is “WTF?!?”)

  3. I am NEVER eating at Taco Bell again!

  4. “Which way did he go?”

  5. Tommy C. tries out for chief Democratic Spinmiester.

    He ended up losing to Jacques who exuded yellow-bellied snakes from 3 orifaces while reciting the Inshallah in broken French. His tryout was deemed too graphic for public release.

  6. …and here we have our next exhibit, the Asian Nasal Worm (not to be confused with the western Hog Nose Snake…)

  7. Snake Demonstrates pulling a chen through his nose.

  8. Sometimes it’s more than just a bad hair day.

  9. “The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
    The worms play pinochle on your snout.
    They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
    They eat the jelly between your toes.”

  10. Notice the placement of his other fingers, especially the pinkies, for an example of proper etiquette whilst ramming a snake in your nose and out your mouth. The man may be an idiot, but he is a sophisticated one.

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