It may be the “most wonderful time of the year,” but that hasn’t stopped the blogosphere from snarking. This week we have a fine collection from those who’ve been naughty and those who’ve been nice. No lumps of coal for these folks — we’ll let them pass out the lumps themselves.

Who’s Been Naughty?

Ben from Yarbroughs, for instance, has visited the rant of autumns past to thump Moby over his August 2005 rant about the right, the government, and everything else that didn’t go his way.

Meanwhile, Madcap at The Global Conservative thumps just about everyone else and concludes that America must have a death wish.

De Doc doesn’t agree. In fact, he’s got a couple of suggestions for folks who belong on Santa’s “naughty doesn’t begin to describe it” list.

Brian J. Noggle’s got a few folks to add to that list, too.

You Oughta Be In Pictures… Or Not.

Gabe at Two New Things: A Webcomic knows that pictures are worth a thousand words, and in this case what he knows is the internet.

But some pictures, well, they’re not merely unworthy of a thousand words… they’re also unworthy of the celluloid upon which they’re filmed, according to Nehring the Edge.

Let Us Eat, Drink and Be Merry

In this season of feasting and plenty, Wenchypoo’s a bit peeved about slackers turning charity into free rides…er, free meals.

What holiday season would be complete without a fat white guy? In this case, the fat guy is Michael Moore, and Bill Losapio’s telling him to get stuffed.

Speaking of getting stuffed… Madeleine Kane at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has whipped up another helpful marital agreement, this time concerning the exchange of gifts that don’t suck.

We Wish You A Merry CHRISTmas

Yes, it’s sad but true: the Christmas season has become so PC that written contracts concerning the exchange of gifts doesn’t sound all that far-fetched. So PC, in fact, that Teresa at Technicalities reports even private Catholic schools are now singing “Happy Holiday” songs for fear of offending anyone.

But is that truly “politically correct” — or does political correctness lie more in the difference between Democrats and Republicans as Slobokan seems to think?

Naturally, our Muslim counterparts don’t really understand the hooplah surrounding Christmas. Richard Miles, whose bathroom reading time is rather limited, finds it rather onerous to figure out why.

As for me, it turns out I’m not finished with my Christmas shopping after all. There are still stocking stuffers to be purchased, and I’ll be driving all the way across town to find a store with self-checkout just to save myself time.

So, ho, ho, ho and all that. Enjoy these last few days before Christmas. But don’t forget to Snark!

UPDATE: Submitted to Outside the Beltway’s Traffic Jam, where they just don’t get enough snark!

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