Caption Contest – The Punchy Pelosi Edition

Nancy Pelosi
Photo: AP/Dennis Cook

No, this isn’t ordinarily the day we do the Caption Contest, but after seeing this photo, I couldn’t resist.

Winners announced Friday.

UPDATE: They’re having caption fun at Pelosi’s expense at OTB, too!


23 Responses to “Caption Contest – The Punchy Pelosi Edition”
Comment by Craig
2007-01-07 16:22:21

Low-hanging fruit: “So then, I grabbed his balls just like this and said, ‘You will address me as MADAME SPEAKER, Bushy-boy.”

 
Comment by Wyatt Earp
2007-01-07 16:49:13

“Who wants a trip to Disneyfist?”

 
Comment by david
2007-01-07 16:59:40

“Nancy SMASH!”

 
Comment by RAMMER
2007-01-07 18:28:40

*oops, I guess it wasn’t just gass*

 
Comment by wg
2007-01-07 18:58:49

WOOOOOSHAAAAAA!!!!!!

 
Comment by wg
2007-01-07 19:00:18

(thought bubble) I wish Rove would quit that “stop hitting yourself” gag.

 
Comment by wg
2007-01-07 19:01:13

Ms. Pelosi finally understands where Bill put that cigar.

 
Comment by wg
2007-01-07 19:01:42

Klaatu…..Barata……Nikto!

 
Comment by GZ Expat
2007-01-07 21:37:25

“Anybody got a toothpick?”

 
Comment by wg
2007-01-08 00:01:39

Not a caption – I’d just like to relay something that my wife just pointed out – Ms. Pelosi appears to be making the universal sign for “toilet” that non-verbal developmentally disabled people do when they need to go #2.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

 
Comment by Jaemi
2007-01-08 02:52:17

Note To Self: Call assistant- remind not to schedule botox and speeches on same day.

 
Comment by infidel
2007-01-08 03:40:03

NOW I WILL BE THE FUEHRER!!!

 
Comment by Kevin
2007-01-08 07:39:42

“These five fingers… individually, they’re nothing. But when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!”

with apologies to Charles Shulz

 
Comment by Chris
2007-01-08 12:07:07

Nancy Pelosi – recently elected speaker of the house when democrats regained control, demonstrates how rock now beats both paper and scissors.

 
Comment by Steve
2007-01-08 14:22:16

With the recent success of Rocky Balboa, Ms. Pelosi shocked the nation when she revealed she would quit politics to star in Rocky 7.

 
Comment by Stephen Rider Subscribed to comments via email
2007-01-08 16:37:36

Not a caption, but am I the only one who can clearly see the delineation of her skull? Especially around the eyes? Good Lord!

 
Comment by elliot
2007-01-09 01:49:25

Rockem-Sockem Robots…whezzzzzz… She knocked my block off!

 
Comment by elliot
2007-01-09 01:54:20

PMS – Pelosi’s Mad Stance

 
Comment by elliot
2007-01-09 02:05:44

“Come here my pretty and your little dog too”

 
Comment by Rodney Dill
2007-01-10 09:53:18

Without direction, plan, or moral compass. Pelost.

 
Comment by Rodney Dill
2007-01-10 09:54:19

Frau Blucher

 
Comment by elliot
2007-01-10 12:45:08

This is my impression of Bob Dole.

 

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