Caption Contest – The Punchy Pelosi Edition
Photo: AP/Dennis Cook
No, this isn’t ordinarily the day we do the Caption Contest, but after seeing this photo, I couldn’t resist.
Winners announced Friday.
UPDATE: They’re having caption fun at Pelosi’s expense at OTB, too!
Low-hanging fruit: “So then, I grabbed his balls just like this and said, ‘You will address me as MADAME SPEAKER, Bushy-boy.”
“Who wants a trip to Disneyfist?”
“Nancy SMASH!”
*oops, I guess it wasn’t just gass*
WOOOOOSHAAAAAA!!!!!!
(thought bubble) I wish Rove would quit that “stop hitting yourself” gag.
Ms. Pelosi finally understands where Bill put that cigar.
Klaatu…..Barata……Nikto!
“Anybody got a toothpick?”
Not a caption – I’d just like to relay something that my wife just pointed out – Ms. Pelosi appears to be making the universal sign for “toilet” that non-verbal developmentally disabled people do when they need to go #2.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Note To Self: Call assistant- remind not to schedule botox and speeches on same day.
NOW I WILL BE THE FUEHRER!!!
“These five fingers… individually, they’re nothing. But when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!”
with apologies to Charles Shulz
Nancy Pelosi – recently elected speaker of the house when democrats regained control, demonstrates how rock now beats both paper and scissors.
With the recent success of Rocky Balboa, Ms. Pelosi shocked the nation when she revealed she would quit politics to star in Rocky 7.
Not a caption, but am I the only one who can clearly see the delineation of her skull? Especially around the eyes? Good Lord!
Rockem-Sockem Robots…whezzzzzz… She knocked my block off!
PMS – Pelosi’s Mad Stance
“Come here my pretty and your little dog too”
Without direction, plan, or moral compass. Pelost.
Frau Blucher
This is my impression of Bob Dole.