“When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Heh.”

(Thinking) Yawn, this book does nothing for me, I wonder if anyone has the cliff notes.

“Oh there’s Obama, big ears, big …”

“This is crap, the Starr Report was steamier.”

Reporter: “Senator Clinton, does it have a happy ending?”
Hillary: “Not if I can help it.”

Senator Clinton marks her territory by bending pages over, too.

Hillary’s First Jowl Movement.

I have no clue how this ends either.

Geez, this starts out. Once upon a time….

Once again the NY Times has mislabeled a photo caption. In fact, this is the Pelosi BEFORE pic.

Onlookers surmissed Hillary was taking slow and careful consideration of the Iraqi report. Little did they know that her famous brain was racing along with the repetitious power of a speeding train: “If I could stand by my man, I can stand by the troops…If I could stand by THAT man, the CIC must stand by the troops … If I could…..”

You told me this had pictures.

What black and white and not read all over?

The world’s most famous Yankee Go Home fan cribs for her next appearance.

The Iraq Study Group Report, aka, It (Al Qaeda) Takes a Village.

Senator Clinton tried not to notice that Stacy and Cliff were coming for her.

chsw

My precious.

None dared ask Hillary to set the book down and pay attention as no one wanted to come between Iraq and a hard face.

Rodney – Good One.

No wonder Bill diddled Monica…

I wonder how many votes I am buying by holding this book in this way… Should I hold it more towards the end or the beginning… or the middle? Maybe I should look more thoughtful…

“Okay. I wonder if anyone else can smell that. Maybe I can blame it on that bitch Pelosi?”

“You’re right, Mr. Simpson. The real killer isn’t named in here.”

“Not another Electric Venom caption contest. This book is better anything those losers can come up with.”

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I just can’t help it. Some captions just have to be posted.

“Our money, or our lives? Hmmmmm……… I’m thinking it over!” (appologies to Jack Benny)

“I knew Obama wasnt in Iraq!”

Correction: My caption should read -

“Senator Clinton tried not to notice that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly were coming for her.”

chsw

Fuck it.

Who needs a drink?

“I’m going to read this whole book! I hate it when people say I never finish anyt…hey, Ed Kennedy has a nice ass…sweet jesus I would like to…ohhh…love those pumps on Pelosi…better not let Bill see her in them…Bill such a dog and I hate…that’s right, I have to get the dog to the vet…what was I doing again?

Alerted by the scent of fear, wattles thrumming, the grizzled predator raises its ancient head and studies the intended prey. It is an effort to feed, but feed it must.

“I wonder what Kate has…? Hope it isnt contageous.”