The Annoying Neighbors Are At It Again

After three solid days of rain, it’s not surprising that folks around here are eager to get outdoors. I’ve spent most of the day on the deck, myself, either writing or blogging or staring off into space. Until just a few minutes ago, that is.

That’s when cars began pulling up to the obnoxiously loud family’s house. Apparently, like draws like, because all of the women piling out of these cars wear their hair just as big, their heels just as high as my annoying neighbor lady. Oh, and their voices are just as big, too.

See, these people don’t wait until they’re at the front door to greet their hosts. Instead the throw open their SUV doors and begin hollering, “We’re here! You ain’t starting without us, are ya?” before the engine’s even turned off. I swear I’m in a weird other-world where women dress like they just stepped out of Good Fellas while the men look more like something from a Cohn Brothers flick.

To make matters worse, some yeehaw just pulled up with a pickup burdened with not one but two - two! - kegs. Because, you know, that’s what this area needs: more drunk rednecks eager tottering around in stilletos and Tony Lamas on an open-air deck where everyone can - and must - hear them and their damn music. Which right now, for your edification, is Achy Breaky Heart.

I don’t know whether to shoot them or myself.



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7 Responses to “The Annoying Neighbors Are At It Again”
Comment by Trish
2007-07-01 17:51:51

Shoot them please, I’d miss your blog :)

 
Comment by Chelle
2007-07-01 18:34:19

You live too close to the Missouri border.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate
2007-07-01 18:36:05

And yet, too far from a landfill.

 
Comment by wg
2007-07-01 19:56:54

Kinda depends on what you’re shooting them with.

If you use something high-powered-enough, you don’t have to worry about that, although it might lead to other questions.

 
Comment by Bryan
2007-07-01 21:09:33

Wait till you see what they have planned for the 4th!

 
Comment by Venomous Kate
2007-07-02 03:31:36

That’s what I’m afraid of.

 
Comment by metal dad
2007-07-02 08:41:52

i’d go with shooting them. the world can afford to lose a few cretinous rednecks but the loss of Venomous Kate would be a catastrophe.

 
2008-01-23 12:14:16

links from Technoratis running a marijuana farm, and who’s just plain noisy or inconsiderate on the block. Be sure to look up your own address too, to see if anyone’s complaining about you yet! VK, have you seen this? I think you might havesome neighbors you want to report!

 

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