Caption Contest

by Venomous Kate

Trent Lot announces his intention to resign at some point
Photo credit: AP.

Winners announced Friday!

19 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Y….M….C….A….

  2. I….did not have sexual relations….with that guy. Whatever his name was.

  3. Senator Lott demonstrates the Democrat Negotiation Stance, a key element of Liberal-do.

  4. “Okay, okay, I got a joke for you guys….How is a Congressman like a really good book? They both have lots of bent-over pages! Get it? But seriously, folks….”

  5. Senator Lott couldn’t understand why the press didn’t want to “get jiggy widdit” too….

  6. Amen, Hallelujah, Thank ya Jesus!

  7. People have got to know whether or not their Senate Minority Whip is a Grand Wizard. Well, I am not a Grand Wizard. Yet?

  8. …and once I start lobbying, my pile of money will be this high and this wide.

  9. Please, please no applause. Throw small bills only. Thank you.

  10. See I can still count my MAJOR screw ups only using 2 hands.

  11. “It’s just a jump to the left…”

  12. Senator Lott “holds off” his imaginary band of supporters.


  13. Well, you know you make me wanna’
    (Shout) Kick my heels up and
    (Shout) Throw my hands up and
    (Shout) Throw my head back and
    (Shout) Come on now
    (Shout) Don’t forget to say you will

  14. Whoa whoa whoa, I’m not going to participate in Drew’s blog contests this month, that guy is a jerk. No really, he visits bloggers every day and then he wants to give away stuff. What a jerk. Nope, not gonna participate in his contests.

    maybe he might just be saying, “look, nothing up my sleeve.” I mean really, the guy doesn’t even know me, how does he know I’m a jerk.

  15. “I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”

  16. Are you done yet? I told you I wasn’t smuggling South American gerbals.

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