Archive for December 17th, 2007

December 17th, 2007

Help Get One Laptop Per Child

by Venomous Kate

Let’s face it: technology changed your life and mine. Were it not for the power of computers, you wouldn’t be reading this nor would I be writing it. Hopefully, both of our lives have been enriched. I know that mine has: in the almost 5 years I’ve now spent blogging, and the 16+ years before that during which I owned a computer, I don’t think I’d be nearly as happy, intellectually fulfilled or world-curious as I now am.

I can remember the day I got my first computer, a big honkin’ thing that ran off dual 8 1/2 inch floppy disks, with no hard drive and only 64 k of memory. It was almost the size of my studio apartment’s mini-fridge, and it kept my place nice and warm… even in summertime. That didn’t stop me. Oh, no. I had a 300 baud modem and a handful of BBS telephone numbers, and after connecting with my first one I knew there was a big, wide world to explore.

Imagine, then, how the world will change once every child can be just as connected as we are. Once a little girl in Sacramento is able to go online to chat with her friend in Somalia to discover that, despite their different religions or cultures or skin color, they’ve got something in common: they’re still little girls whose hearts contain all the unblemished desire to Grow Up And Be Somebody.

Imagine if that pierced and tat-covered teenage boy living in Mission, Kansas finds out that he’s going through the same alienation as his counterpart in Makin, Kiribati. How much time and angst can be spared in their lives if they discover what we’ve already learned: that deep down, we are none of us that much different from each other, no matter how special our Mommies tell us we are?

Get them online, folks. That’s the best way to win hearts and minds. And right now you can make that happen for a child in developing nation while helping a child nearby out, too.

The One Laptop Per Child initiative has extended its offer to provide a free laptop for every one that you buy. These machines are utterly ingenious and designed to withstand all the grief that a child or a child’s climate can dish out. They have rubberized keyboards, amazing hinges which enable them to be converted from laptop to tablet to gaming pad and they’re Linux-based. Oh, and they’re only $400.

That’s right: from now until December 31 you can buy one laptop and give one at the same time for $400 (USD). Or just simply give for $200.

Want to bring peace to the earth and goodwill to mankind? Get the world online so we can all learn that geographical boundaries only matter to those who read maps and polls.

December 17th, 2007

I Kine Da Kindle

by Venomous Kate

One of my errands this morning was a quick stop by a second-hand bookstore, the same one I’ve been visiting twice weekly for a month or so. Unfortunately, there don’t appear to be a lot of other readers in my town, because the selection hardly ever changes. The same picked over used books that didn’t interest me last week still don’t interest me this week.

So, I wound up running by Wal-Mart where I picked up three paperbacks for a whopping $24. Yes, I probably could have gone by the local library to see if they had copies, but they only stock hardcovers and I find those a bit too heavy for bedtime reading.

Which is why Kindle, Amazon’s new electronic reader, remains the #1 item on my Christmas Wish List. Yes, it’s pricey, but I want it anyway. I figure, if Santa Claus is buying, who cares about the cost, right? (Meanwhile, I fully realize my chances of actually getting one are as realistic as the fat man in red himself.)

Of course, I’ve since found an even better reason to want one: the Kindle currently allows readers to email themselves books in PDF format and, although the support is currently experimental, they plan to enhance it rather soon. So, instead of the $9.99 that Amazon is currently charging for each book, I could also use the Kindle with other ebook sites which offer recent titles at almost half the price.

Another advantage? Since they’re in digital format, no one would know if I was reading, say, electronic romance books instead of something intellectually meaty like War and Peace.

Frankly, that just makes the Kindle even more attractive as far as I’m concerned.

December 17th, 2007

Writers’ Guild Not Earning Its Due

by Venomous Kate

Between this past year’s movie releases and the network prime time lineups, I feel absolutely zero sympathy for the striking Writers’ Guild. Seriously, when was the last time any of the movie studios or networks managed to come out with a season full of fresh, original concepts?

Well over half of the movies we’ve seen in the last year are simply reworked versions of flicks from my childhood or sequels to movies we intentionally skipped before.

And on television? It’s one reality show after another: Surivivor, American Idol, Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares and now… American Gladiator, which both qualifies as something out of my childhood and a reality show, too.

Which kind of makes me wonder just why on earth there’s a writer’s strike in the first place. Do they even HAVE writers in Hollywood anymore?

December 17th, 2007

Done In By DHL

by Venomous Kate

VH’s birthday was last Wednesday. Unfortunately, one of his presents still isn’t here, thanks to DHL. I ordered a book he’d mentioned on December 6 via Amazon using my Prime membership, which means I get free 2-day shipping. And Amazon, as usual, got the order out that very same day.

Only problem: they shipped it via DHL instead of UPS, their normal method. So, instead of a two-day delivery, here’s what the tracking info shows:

Dec. 8: Wilmington, OH – In transit
Dec. 8: Wilmington, OH – Departure scan
Dec. 8: Kansas City, MO – Arrival scan
Dec. 8: Kansas City, MO – Departure scan
Dec. 8: St. Joseph, MO – Arrival scan
Dec. 10: Kansas City, MO – In transit
Dec. 12: St. Joseph, MO – In transit
Dec. 13: St. Joseph, MO – In transit
Dec. 14: St. Joseph, MO – In transit

Now, St. Joseph is about an hour north of here, whereas Kansas City is 40 minutes east. Why it went north the first time is beyond me, but why returned to Kansas City then went again to St. Joe and still hasn’t left there?

That’s just plain ol’ incompetence.

So I called DHL in a not-so-very-happy mood. The not-so-very helpful customer service person said she’d have their research department find out why my package hadn’t left St. Joseph (no word on its various trips in the meantime). That was Friday. I still haven’t heard back from them, so I can only assume they’re now researching whether they even have a research department.

Thanks to Amazon’s customer service — which actually seems to understand that moniker — my account has been credited for the entire purchase amount. Which is doubly nice IF the package ever gets here.

The moral of the story: had I gotten off my lazy butt in the first place to go to the local bookstore (which, I’ve since confirmed, does have a copy of the book), VH’s present would have been here on time. So would the air filters that are also in the same shipment, since I could’ve just trucked on down to Wal-Mart to pick those up, too.

So much for trying to save time with one-click shopping, eh?

UPDATE: It’s now Day 10 of waiting for my 2-day delivery via DHL. I have spoken to their customer service department not once, not twice, but THREE times about this delivery. Each time I’ve been assured that they researched it and that the package is with the courier and will be delivered that day. But has it? Oh, no it has not. So all I can assume is that either the customer service department (and their website) has a standard pat lie to give customers whose packages have been delayed, or the route driver has decided that coming by my house is simply TOO far to drive and so s/he can’t be bothered.

UPDATE TWO: This isn’t the end of the story, folks. My package did finally arrive, and then DHL did something that amazed me!


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