Archive for December 21st, 2007

December 21st, 2007

Drink and Be Merry: Grog, Glog and Egg Nog

by Venomous Kate

I missed Tippling Tuesday this week due to pain and swollen hands. I’m sure that didn’t stop anyone, judging by some of the late night comments I received over the past few days. (You know who you are, and you know that I love you, too, maaaaaan.)

That’s a shame, too, because I’d been saving a few of my favorite holiday adult beverages to share with you. Rather than waiting until next Tuesday, I might as well post them today for all of you folks planning to engage in holiday drinking games over the weekend.

Grog
Serves: 1

• 2 oz. dark rum
• 2 oz. hot water
• 1 tsp. brown sugar
• 2 cloves
• juice from 1 freshly squeezed lime
• 1 cinnamon stick

Directions: Combine the ingredients in a sauce pan over medium heat and stir until the sugar dissolves. Pour it into a coffee mug, garnish with cinnamon stick and enjoy. You don’t even have to talk like a Pirate if you don’t want to, although after couple of them you probably will, anyway.

Glog (also known as Swedish Mulled Wine)
Serves: 6-?

• 1/4 cup sugar
• 7 whole cloves
• 1 bottle Port (the drink dictionary implies red wine might work)
• 6 or 7 cardamon seeds
• 1 stick cinnamon
• 1 cup raisins

Directions: Same as above, except strain the raisins before serving if you prefer, and don’t be surprised if you start speaking like that Swedish Chef from the Muppet show.

Eggnog
Serves: 6

(Yes, this is the raw egg version. You’re drinking booze, for chrissakes, so why worry about your health now??! But for the faint of heart, you can find plenty of salmonella-free drink recipes if you prefer.)

• 6 egg whites
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 6 egg yolks
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1 1/2 cups whipping cream
• 1 tablespoon sugar
• 1/2 tablespoon vanilla
• 3 1/2 cups whole milk
• 1 cup light rum
• 1/2 cup whiskey
• dash nutmeg

Directions: Whisk egg whites in a small bowl until fluffy. Add sugar and whisk again. In second bowl, beat egg yolks and salt together. Add the whites in and combine until well-mixed. In third bowl, beat cream until it begins to thicken. Slowly add in remaining ingredients one at a time except nutmeg. Chill. Serve in glasses with a dash of nutmeg on each.

Fortunately, VH begins his Christmas vacation in about an hour, and that means Martini o’Clock is going to come early. Unfortunately, I woke up with a cold this morning, so chances are I’ll be abstaining but don’t let that stop you!

December 21st, 2007

Got Some Comment Lovin’ For Ya

by Venomous Kate

Ever since I removed my blogs from the Do_follow blogroll, I’ve been looking for a way to continue rewarding folks who take time out of their lives to comment on my sites.

Thanks to a recommendation from Elizabeth at MomReviews, I’ve installed the CommentLuv WordPress Plugin here and two of my other blogs as well.

Want some loving? Next time you’re leaving a comment check the box at the bottom of the comment entry screen and CommentLuv will insert a link to your most recent entry. Automatically!

But be warned: I will continue to enforce my policy banning comment spam and I will mess with and/or delete your comment if you violate any of the terms written in nice, big, bold letters above the comment entry section. Because, although I do believe in sharing the love, I prefer it to be between mutually consenting adults. Got it?

December 21st, 2007

Still No Sign Of DHL

by Venomous Kate

After yesterday’s hassle trying to get an answer from DHL as to why my package still isn’t here, I’ve given up.

I don’t have the time to sit on hold while yet another DHL customer service rep looks up the problem and gives me the same tired “It should arrive today” spiel which, after all this time, amounts to little more than a lie.

I don’t have the patience to deal with a company that hangs up on me. Repeatedly.

I sure don’t have the brain cells to spare to continue wondering why my 2-day DHL delivery is now two weeks past due.

Heck, FedEx managed to make deliveries even after one of its trucks was hijacked in Manhattan!

Maybe that’s what I need to do: stand on a busy corner in Kansas City, Missouri waiting for the DHL Express van to drive by, then waylay the idiot and rummage through the van in search of my package.

On the other hand, I do not look good in prison orange, so I’ve reordered everything from Amazon and they’re shipping my stuff via UPS.

UPDATE: Looks like there are a lot of Amazon customers upset at DHL. They’ve even started a discussion thread begging Amazon.com to stop using DHL because it has so many delivery problems. Naturally, I’ve thrown in my two cents, too.

UPDATE TWO: Make that two threads of customers unhappy with Amazon using DHL.

UPDATE THREE: This isn’t the end of the story, folks. My package did finally arrive, and then DHL did something that amazed me!

December 21st, 2007

Move Over, Clark Griswold

by Venomous Kate

I’m pretty proud of our Christmas lights, although to look at them you’d never know they were anything special. As I’d mentioned earlier, we bought new lights this year after our old ones died during a ice storm last winter. Not that I expect anyone else to notice the change.

Being lazy, we go for the net ones you can just lay out on top of foundation shrubs, and at VH’s insistence our new ones are multicolored just like the old ones were. What makes them different is that we’re now using LED Christmas lights which consume a small fraction of the electricity of their incandescent counterparts. They’re more durable, too, so I don’t need to worry about shelling out for replacements if we have another ice storm before VH gets around to taking them down.

So why am I proud of them? Because ours is pretty much the only house in the neighborhood that’s using multicolored lights. Everyone else has gone for the “clear icicle lights dripping from the roof line look” that’s as mundane as the shades of beige they’ve all painted their homes in, too.

My son loves the fact that our house stands out by being so colorful. As he pointed out yesterday, Santa will have no problem figuring out which house is ours. Then again, if VH leaves our Christmas lights up as long as he did last year, the Easter Bunny won’t have much problem finding our house, either.


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