A recent shooting outside of a Hooters “restaurant” has all sorts of folks up in arms. A man leaving the place was killed by gunshot while the manager, originally listed in critical condition, remains in the hospital.

Police are searching for a suspect with a rather uninteresting description, depending on where you come from:

Authorities said he is white with a dark complexion, is missing his front four teeth and is believed to be in his late 20s to early 30s and about 150 to 160 pounds. The unshaven gunman had a short ponytail. He had large-gauge earrings and double-pierced ears. He also wore rings on each finger as well as several necklaces, according to Knoxville police.

He wore dark blue, baggy jeans, black boots, and a black hoody with a white stitching pattern. He carried a large black backpack.

I’d started to call in a report about half of the male population of the town in which I live, but then saw that the shooting was in Tennessee.

That would explain why the man wasn’t described as having a mullet.

Or, maybe it doesn’t.

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