Here Come The Results: American Idol
My, my. Isn’t Ryan looking dapper tonight with his purple tie and not one but two — two! — lapel microphones.
Simon, I see, is back to wearing his shirts half-buttoned. Frankly, I think he’s just trying to work his way back to The List. I knew I shouldn’t have raised his hopes last night. So, fine. Ron White’s out (now that I’m sober), Michael Kulikowski retains his status as the most recent addition, and Simon can have his old place back. After all, he did dress up for the occasion.
Now, on to the awful ensemble song… A few thoughts:
- Why, why, why must they do this to our ears?
- Is LaKisha a good actress or does she despise Sanjaya as much as it appeared?
Speaking of Sanjaya, bets are now open whether he’ll survive the night.
After Diana Ross’s screechy, pitchy screaming session song one can only hope the Idol contestants stop looking toward her as a musical role model.
UPDATE: Sanjaya is safe again?! That’s just so very wrong.
It must be the teeny-bopper Tiger Beat factor going on.
I still think it’s the result of outsourced DialIdol calls.
The reality is that most folks who listen to talk shows don’t call in. Most folks who read blogs don’t comment and most people who watch idol don’t vote and in the later we are subject to the whims of those who do and I believe it is the “Tiger Beat” crowd.
See, that’s why I don’t bother changing out of my PJs for y’all.