I’m not going to watch the American Idol results show tonight. No, I’m not. I won’t. I can’t make myself, and you can’t make me, either.

I just can’t bear the thought of Sanjaya making the cut. Again.

UPDATE: If he does slide through, this ought to be enough to scare everyone else into voting for their favorites next week:

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