Note to Howard Stern and VFTW

I hate you.

I hate you with the fury of a thousand liberals suddenly confronted with their own worthlessness.

I hate you with the intensity of an involuntary virgin on her death bed.

I hate you with ferocity of a million dieting women fighting over the last cookie on the face of the earth.

I hate you with the obsessive anger of an adolescent boy rejected by the high school whore.

I hate you with the rabid, vengeful hate of an anorectic supermodel considered “too fat” for Cosmo.

I hate you with the bitter, finger-pointing animosity of the Democratic Party pondering the 2000 election results.

I hate you.

I hate you.

I HATE YOU.


8 Responses to “Note to Howard Stern and VFTW”
Pingback by ResurrectionSong
0000-00-00 00:00:00

links from Technorati Other Points of View: I’d say that this is the appropriate level of venom. I hate you with ferocity of a million dieting women fighting over the last cookie on the face of the earth. Then there’s the other side of the argument. i think this boy is single handedly carrying the entire show. seriously.

 
Comment by Timmer
2007-03-28 21:31:34

Chris did suck last night…but not nearly with the velocity of Sanjaya.

 
Comment by kimsch
2007-03-28 21:44:31

And VFTW is getting 404 errors. The link from the Chicago Sun Times and HS seems to have overloaded their servers.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-03-28 21:46:35

Great. It couldn’t have happened, say, a month ago?

 
Comment by kimsch
2007-03-28 21:57:54

it needs to last a week longer!

 
Comment by The Former Blogger Formerly Known as Josh Cohen
2007-03-29 07:37:46

I find it vastly amusing that this much is being made over what is, essentially, a karaoke contest. And, as a member of the news media, I cringe every time my station (an NBC affiliate) pollutes its airwaves PROMOTING A FOX SHOW by talking about Idol.

I have never seen a single episode of this show. I plan to keep it that way.

 
Comment by terry
2007-03-29 15:48:10

They’re keeping him for the Pickler Factor. Ya’ll know that.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-03-30 01:15:56

Although I didn’t root for Pickler, I didn’t doubt her talent. Judging by Pickler’s first single making it to #9 on Billboard’s country list, and her first video making it to #2 on GAC, I’d say she’s proven she actually deserved to be there. VFTW just liked picking on her because she was, well, a bumpkin.

Besides, “Pick on Pickler” has such a nice ring.

Sanjaya, though? I haven’t heard anything to distinguish him from William Hung.

 

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