I hate you.
I hate you with the fury of a thousand liberals suddenly confronted with their own worthlessness.
I hate you with the intensity of an involuntary virgin on her death bed.
I hate you with ferocity of a million dieting women fighting over the last cookie on the face of the earth.
I hate you with the obsessive anger of an adolescent boy rejected by the high school whore.
I hate you with the rabid, vengeful hate of an anorectic supermodel considered “too fat” for Cosmo.
I hate you with the bitter, finger-pointing animosity of the Democratic Party pondering the 2000 election results.
I hate you.
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007, 8:53 pm | 
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March 28, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Chris did suck last night…but not nearly with the velocity of Sanjaya.
March 28, 2007 at 9:44 pm
And VFTW is getting 404 errors. The link from the Chicago Sun Times and HS seems to have overloaded their servers.
March 28, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Great. It couldn’t have happened, say, a month ago?
March 28, 2007 at 9:57 pm
it needs to last a week longer!
March 29, 2007 at 7:37 am
I find it vastly amusing that this much is being made over what is, essentially, a karaoke contest. And, as a member of the news media, I cringe every time my station (an NBC affiliate) pollutes its airwaves PROMOTING A FOX SHOW by talking about Idol.
I have never seen a single episode of this show. I plan to keep it that way.
March 29, 2007 at 3:48 pm
They’re keeping him for the Pickler Factor. Ya’ll know that.
March 30, 2007 at 1:15 am
Although I didn’t root for Pickler, I didn’t doubt her talent. Judging by Pickler’s first single making it to #9 on Billboard’s country list, and her first video making it to #2 on GAC, I’d say she’s proven she actually deserved to be there. VFTW just liked picking on her because she was, well, a bumpkin.
Besides, “Pick on Pickler” has such a nice ring.
Sanjaya, though? I haven’t heard anything to distinguish him from William Hung.
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