For the record, I’d just like to point out that:
- I’m 100% married, which is something that 0% of self-righteous female bloggers passing on “dating tips” can claim.
Tip: Spend less time stroking your ego and more time wondering what’s so repugnant about you that you have to post personal ads.
(Thanks for the laugh, Ravnwood.)
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August 15, 2006 at 7:11 pm
That is probably the oddest thing I’ve read all day. She sure does think highly of herself, huh?
And damn, I’m overweight (well, I did just have a baby 11 days ago
) and almost 30. I should go cry, I guess.
August 15, 2006 at 10:02 pm
I’m really stunned. I got through about half of it. Maybe I’ll come up with something clever to post in the comments section. Or maybe I’ll just go to bed with my book, happy with who I am and pity her a little bit.
August 15, 2006 at 10:07 pm
alright, there. I didn’t have the heart to rake her over the coals. She’s got to live in her own head, which must be horrible enough.
August 16, 2006 at 7:09 am
DAMMmmm She is looking for a sub-metrosexual boy-toy. PASS! I’d rather wait till I have a head cold and pick up the hippy chicks at the local peacenik place. Or buy a date.. or make the effort to actually meet a real human.
I DO admit being 60+ pounds lighter (same weight I was at 18) has given me some motivation to see if I actually can find someone.
August 17, 2006 at 3:45 am
Damn..I could not date her even if she is good looking, young,financially secure, and smart. There just is not enough room to walk through a door with a head that frigging inflated. Good luck men…who ever dates her better have his ass kissing down perrrfect. Oh,…and do not forget the lip gloss….
August 20, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Don’t miss Ace’s brilliant pictorial fisking.
August 20, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Bad link – meant to read http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php
August 21, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Oh damn but that Ace photofisking is funny!
August 21, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Hey! I got a Chihuahua named Jacqueline that looks a lot like this girl!
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