A Bitch-Slap I Couldn’t Resist

by Venomous Kate

For the record, I’d just like to point out that:

  • I’m 100% married, which is something that 0% of self-righteous female bloggers passing on “dating tips” can claim.

Tip: Spend less time stroking your ego and more time wondering what’s so repugnant about you that you have to post personal ads.

(Thanks for the laugh, Ravnwood.)

14 Responses to “A Bitch-Slap I Couldn’t Resist”

  1. That is probably the oddest thing I’ve read all day. She sure does think highly of herself, huh?

    And damn, I’m overweight (well, I did just have a baby 11 days ago :P ) and almost 30. I should go cry, I guess.

  2. I’m really stunned. I got through about half of it. Maybe I’ll come up with something clever to post in the comments section. Or maybe I’ll just go to bed with my book, happy with who I am and pity her a little bit.

  3. alright, there. I didn’t have the heart to rake her over the coals. She’s got to live in her own head, which must be horrible enough.

  4. DAMMmmm She is looking for a sub-metrosexual boy-toy. PASS! I’d rather wait till I have a head cold and pick up the hippy chicks at the local peacenik place. Or buy a date.. or make the effort to actually meet a real human. :)

    I DO admit being 60+ pounds lighter (same weight I was at 18) has given me some motivation to see if I actually can find someone.

  5. Damn..I could not date her even if she is good looking, young,financially secure, and smart. There just is not enough room to walk through a door with a head that frigging inflated. Good luck men…who ever dates her better have his ass kissing down perrrfect. Oh,…and do not forget the lip gloss….

  6. Don’t miss Ace’s brilliant pictorial fisking.

  7. Oh damn but that Ace photofisking is funny!

  8. Hey! I got a Chihuahua named Jacqueline that looks a lot like this girl!

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