Me thanks to Venomite beauty Brenda for reminding me that Friday is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Not that I need a special day to polish up ye olde yardarm, mind. But still, it’ll be fun to have a day when I can say “Avast!” and not sound like a geek. (Or is that a dork? Or a nerd?)

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