I’d just like to note for the record that I’m in full support of Hector Vex’s campaign to have his picture listed in the dictionary alongside the word “bitch.” Which is why, when I clicked on his link to this story about the link between stress and sex-starved married people, I decided I’m going to bitch me some sex with my husband. That is, if I’m not too tired.

Oh, wait. Apparently, fatigue isn’t the problem, or so say the experts:

Because let’s face it: no one is really too tired to have sex.

Yeah? Tell that to these people.