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		<title>By: Anne</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/blog-bites/f-d-up-april-fools-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-88821</link>
		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I only had one prank pulled on me and it was funny. Guess I got lucky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I only had one prank pulled on me and it was funny. Guess I got lucky.</p>
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		<title>By: Venomous Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/blog-bites/f-d-up-april-fools-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-88777</link>
		<dc:creator>Venomous Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe you should play your pranks on April 2 and make &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; your joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe you should play your pranks on April 2 and make <em>that</em> your joke.</p>
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		<title>By: damnum absque injuria</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/blog-bites/f-d-up-april-fools-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-88774</link>
		<dc:creator>damnum absque injuria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Heller Court: What Part of Shall Not Be Infringed&#8230;....&lt;/strong&gt;

Wow.  I mean, just &#8230; wow.  Like all the other gunnies I&#8217;ve been cautiously optimistic about the Heller case but never for a minute (OK, maybe for a minute) that they&#8217;d go as far as to guarantee a right to keep and bear bazookas.  The ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Heller Court: What Part of Shall Not Be Infringed&#8230;&#8230;.</strong></p>
<p>Wow.  I mean, just &#8230; wow.  Like all the other gunnies I&#8217;ve been cautiously optimistic about the Heller case but never for a minute (OK, maybe for a minute) that they&#8217;d go as far as to guarantee a right to keep and bear bazookas.  The &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Brian J.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, really, I did read &lt;i&gt;Rambo: First Blood Part II&lt;/i&gt; last night.

I don&#039;t know if that&#039;s more funny or less funny than had it been a joke.

Actually, doing the blog thing for April Fool&#039;s Day is as old as blogging, or having a Web site, itself.  I don&#039;t get any amusement out of expected and therefore forced humor.

&lt;em&gt;Brian J.&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://stlbrianj.blogspot.com/2008/04/book-report-rambo-first-blood-part-ii.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Book Report: Rambo: First Blood Part II by David Morrell (1985)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, really, I did read <i>Rambo: First Blood Part II</i> last night.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s more funny or less funny than had it been a joke.</p>
<p>Actually, doing the blog thing for April Fool&#8217;s Day is as old as blogging, or having a Web site, itself.  I don&#8217;t get any amusement out of expected and therefore forced humor.</p>
<p><em>Brian J.&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://stlbrianj.blogspot.com/2008/04/book-report-rambo-first-blood-part-ii.html' rel="nofollow">Book Report: Rambo: First Blood Part II by David Morrell (1985)</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: CGHill</title>
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		<dc:creator>CGHill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To say nothing of that dual Betamax/HD DVD unit.

I pulled no pranks this year, which made some people suspicious.  (&quot;What&#039;s he up to?&quot;)  Go figure.

&lt;em&gt;CGHill&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://www.dustbury.com/backlog/2008/04/the_first_national_b.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The First National Bank of Spitzer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To say nothing of that dual Betamax/HD DVD unit.</p>
<p>I pulled no pranks this year, which made some people suspicious.  (&#8220;What&#8217;s he up to?&#8221;)  Go figure.</p>
<p><em>CGHill&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://www.dustbury.com/backlog/2008/04/the_first_national_b.html' rel="nofollow">The First National Bank of Spitzer</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Venomous Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/blog-bites/f-d-up-april-fools-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-88768</link>
		<dc:creator>Venomous Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, I&#039;d order that caffeinated cereal by the crate if it weren&#039;t a joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I&#8217;d order that caffeinated cereal by the crate if it weren&#8217;t a joke.</p>
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		<title>By: Venomous Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/blog-bites/f-d-up-april-fools-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-88767</link>
		<dc:creator>Venomous Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m all for that. At least it&#039;d give people time to think up pranks that are actually clever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m all for that. At least it&#8217;d give people time to think up pranks that are actually clever.</p>
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		<title>By: Mad William Flint</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mad William Flint</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s some good plain old wholesome April Fool&#039;s day fun over at http://www.thinkgeek.com/

One year I wasn&#039;t paying attention to the date and I ordered their then newest product: Caffeinated Meatloaf.  I still think it&#039;s a good idea. :-\

&lt;em&gt;Mad William Flint&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://bleeder-valve.blogspot.com/2008/03/ferriss.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Ferriss&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s some good plain old wholesome April Fool&#8217;s day fun over at <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.thinkgeek.com/</a></p>
<p>One year I wasn&#8217;t paying attention to the date and I ordered their then newest product: Caffeinated Meatloaf.  I still think it&#8217;s a good idea. :-\</p>
<p><em>Mad William Flint&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://bleeder-valve.blogspot.com/2008/03/ferriss.html' rel="nofollow">Ferriss</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Venomous Kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Venomous Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep, between homeschooling and doing blog consultations/design, the three hours between dawn and when my son wakes up are my only non-borrowed time, too. (Well, it&#039;s borrowed from sleep so I can maintain my own 5 blogs.)

I get pretty resentful of having that time wasted, too.

Three back-to-back ones? That would put me over the edge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, between homeschooling and doing blog consultations/design, the three hours between dawn and when my son wakes up are my only non-borrowed time, too. (Well, it&#8217;s borrowed from sleep so I can maintain my own 5 blogs.)</p>
<p>I get pretty resentful of having that time wasted, too.</p>
<p>Three back-to-back ones? That would put me over the edge.</p>
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		<title>By: Chelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Growing up with a father whom possesses a sadistic sense of humor that in my 35 years of life, I&#039;ve found that is common of most men who identify themselves as Irish, I learned to HATE April 1st way before the age of 5. He never stops trying. There was the year that he called me two days after having two wisdom teeth pulled to tell me that that they had said on the morning news that the dentist who pulled my teeth had been arrested for molesting patients. See? Sick and sadistic. This year&#039;s &quot;joke&quot; was when I called my mother he had her prepped, it&#039;s spring calving season and he knew I&#039;d be asking about that and she said the sixth calve was born this morning with two tails. As if I wasn&#039;t prepared for some idiotic thing from that end of the phone line to eventually work its way into the conversation. April 1st needs to go away. I say we keep Feb. 29 and let April 1st only come once every 4 years.

&lt;em&gt;Chelle&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Wild-heartnet/~3/260837069/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;My Little Transfomers!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Growing up with a father whom possesses a sadistic sense of humor that in my 35 years of life, I&#8217;ve found that is common of most men who identify themselves as Irish, I learned to HATE April 1st way before the age of 5. He never stops trying. There was the year that he called me two days after having two wisdom teeth pulled to tell me that that they had said on the morning news that the dentist who pulled my teeth had been arrested for molesting patients. See? Sick and sadistic. This year&#8217;s &#8220;joke&#8221; was when I called my mother he had her prepped, it&#8217;s spring calving season and he knew I&#8217;d be asking about that and she said the sixth calve was born this morning with two tails. As if I wasn&#8217;t prepared for some idiotic thing from that end of the phone line to eventually work its way into the conversation. April 1st needs to go away. I say we keep Feb. 29 and let April 1st only come once every 4 years.</p>
<p><em>Chelle&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Wild-heartnet/~3/260837069/' rel="nofollow">My Little Transfomers!</a></em></p>
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