Sure, Meryl seems like a nice person at first glance, but the truth is she’s fierce with her relentless onslaught of truth. She targets imbeciles. She targets women. Why, even children aren’t safe! Of course, I know Meryl is really a softie, for all her tough talk. I mean, one unwelcome, vicious visitor gets her all worried and afraid. How tough is that?

I meant the spider, not her mother, damn it! Heh.