I’ve concocted a new drink recipe. I call it “The Iraqi Information Minister”.

1 pt. Sambuca
1 pt. Tequilla
1 pt. Jameson’s

Shake with ice, strain, serve in shot glasses.

Yes, it leaves a bad taste in your mouth. But after enough of them, you’ll be living in a fantasy world, too.

UPDATE: I hear “lemon drops” are just as effective.