Some people leave messages for themselves on their voice mail to remind them of things they’d otherwise forget. I’m using my blog instead. You won’t be interested. I promise.

I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband. I will not kill my husband.I WILL NOT KILL MY HUSBAND.

UPDATE: Second note to self: You don’t look good in prison orange. Do not kill your husband.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003, 2:42 pm   |   My Venomous Life  |  RSS feed Comments and pings are currently closed.