There’s nothing quite like a good smackdown, and it’s hard to top the one I found today via She Who Will Be Obeyed’s new Biatch Watch concerning, well, you know who:

Even if I were not unavailable, considering that I’m married and not French, I can’t think of any circumstances under which I would even consider a relationship with you no matter how much you begged me. In fact, if we were the last two people on Earth I would prefer that we just be friends, if that. I’m sorry if you think it’s arrogant of me to say this, but I think it’s better for you that I let you know this now and nip your infatuation in the bud because I think the longer your obsession with me goes on the more difficult it’s going to be for you, and I want to save you from as much pain and embarrassment as possible.

But don’t stop there. Read the rest!