The “Wish I Could Squish Yer Head” Caption Contest is over. The winners are:

First place: “Cut off mah nuts? Yo mamma liked mah nuts jus’ fine.” from Jim at Parkway Rest Stop.

Second place: “It’s because I’m half white, isn’t it? from Joan of Argghh.

Runner-Up: “Not another Sopranos rerun.” from Rodney Dill.