Where’s Santa?

by Venomous Kate

According to Norad, jolly St. Nick is in Algeria right now. Check back for regular updates on Santa’s progress, and don’t forget to leave him some cookies tonight!

UPDATE: This year, Mrs. Claus is also reminding us to leave treats for Santa’s Reindeer since, if it weren’t for them, Santa would be making his deliveries in his gas-guzzling minivan.

UPDATE 3:38 (CST): Santa’s made it to Italy now! And don’t forget, there’s still time to send Santa an email at NorthPole@officialSantaMail.com!

UPDATE 5:04 p.m. (CST): Joyeux Noel, Santa’s in France!

UPDATE 5:49 p.m. (CST): Santa’s in Morocco. How he resists a stop at the Movenpick, I’ll never know!

UPDATE 7:01 p.m. (CST): Santa’s heading to Nova Scotia. I bet he doesn’t even notice the cold.

UPDATE: 8:34 p.m. (CST): Santa’s in Ecuador. Don’t forget, you can always call NORAD’s Santa-tracking hotline (877) HI-NORAD. Just please don’t call this man because, although he’s good-natured enough, he’s not Santa despite how similar their phone numbers are.

UPDATE: 9:26 p.m. (CST): Santa’s in Tennessee, and heading this way. I’m calling it a night before I make the Naughty List. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!


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