It’s Friday Saturday (well, it was Friday when I compiled this but I left it in draft mode by mistake) so that means it’s time for another Snark Hunt wherein I present the snippiest, snarkiest posts from around the blogosphere… or at least from those bloggers who care enough to submit their own links or someone else’s. And now, without further ado, let’s snark!

• The new Mrs. Jay Solo – also known as Deb from The Accidental Jedi – reveals that her husband Jay Solo can’t say no to a females in a Girl Scout uniform.

• Kelley at Suburban Blight has a shameful confession about a certain penis.

• Claire at e-Claire is rallying for a case of Montezuma’s revenge.

• Daniel at Lobowalk – a newcomer to the Snark and normally an incredibly nice guy – tries blowing some common sense up a bimbo’s panties where her head is clearly implanted, and then pulls off a damn fine Bill O’Reilly impression, to boot.

• Our ever-Musing Brian dredged through past political campaigns to come up with a question that is soooooo 2000.

• Jess at Apropos of Something beefs about restaurants catering to the Atkins crowd.

• Josh at Quibbles ‘n Bits piddles all over the 60’s pop culture then gnaws on Wesley Clark.

• Xrlq at Damnum Absque Injuria damns whining undocumented workers then gets damn chilly.

• Jim at Snooze Button Dreams is alarmed to learn a liberal wants his money.

• The Captain’s Quarters keelhauls an asshat.

• The Interested Participant trashes government contractors who tossed private records in public places.

• Blackfive, the Paratrooper of Love, unfurls the new Army uniform.

• Heather at Angelweaving knits her brow over some other chick’s ass.

• Craig at The Anger of Compassion riffs on John Cage’s masterpiece “musical” work.

• Another newcomer to the Snark Hunt: non-venomous Kate at Small Dead Animals chops up Canada’s “military readiness.”

• The Watcher of Weasels gets blinded by rage over manipulative “body count” statistics in Iraq.

• And I sank my fangs into Britain’s handholding treatment for convicted child murderers.

Until next week, may the Snark be with you!