Snark Hunt: The Earworm Edition
Do you know what’s worse than hearing someone get all the lyrics wrong on a shmaltzy song? Getting it stuck in your head for days. Now it’s your turn. Heh.
Snark Will Keep Us Together
Snark, snark will keep us together.
Link to me babe whenever
Some sweet headline comes along,
And your opinion is strong,
Don’t mess around you just gotta snark on.
Just snark, ’cause we love it when you do.
Snark, and we’ll be linkin’ to you
Link back to this and let snark
Keep us together.
You. You been linked by me now.
Hey, linking is free now.
Sit down and blog and let snark
Link us together.
Whatever.
Young and literate.
But someday your trolls will move on.
When idiots piss you off,
Will you keep snarkin’ on?
I will. I will.
I will be here to snark forever.
Links will keep us together.
I said it before and I’ll say it again:
My patience is thin,
So you snark now and I’ll snark again.
Just snark, ’cause we love it when you do.
Snark, and we’ll be linkin’ to you
Link back to this and let snark
Keep us together.
Whatever.
Snark Will Keep Us Together…
And so will insidious ’80’s parody lyrics….
1980s? Try 1975.
Go Ahead… Sing Along…
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The Venomous One Returns!
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The Snark Hunt takes a new format, with Kate offering the gift of song.
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Goddammit, Kate! I’m gonna have that in my head for days and I wasn’t even one of the snarky links!!
Guess it’s time to break out the p-funk and drive that shit right out.
G’wan…get yer Snark on
Kate’s got the beat in her boogie. Or is that some boogies in her beets? Either way, the Snark Hunt is back and it’s baaaaaad….
It’s probably my fault
It seems there has been a lyrical snark fest posted on ‘Lectric Venom and yours truly had nary a link among the offerin’s. Oh, ain’t like I been real snarky of late, is it? Guess I been puttin’ in way…
Snarkage
Kate has a brand new snark hunt up creatively lyricized. Gotta check out all this fine snarkage.rnrnThe original song escapes me at the moment, probably this migraine, so won’t be stuck with the original in my head. Probably a good thing consideri…
Snark *snork*
Snark’s On!!…
nicely done. but it’s the captain, tenielle, and the chief. didn’t y’all see josie and the pussycats for the whole story?
Electric Venom
Hunting Of The Snark: The Earworm Edition…
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Snark your booty…
The Venomous One presents Snark Hunt: The Earworm Edition. Savor and enjoy…
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Wrenching our guts with a song that evokes the most frightful emotions, Kate nonetheless delivers a new Snark Hunt with the cheerful, sappy enthusiasm reminiscent of long fingernails scraping across a blackboard. Thanks for the song, Kate!…
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speaking of white bikinis …
Snarking Us Together
Better late than never, another fun filled snark hunt. Gotta check out all the snark.rnrnDon’t expect me to be useful today.rnrnGot snark.
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