Welcome to the Easter edition of the Snark Hunt. This week, for your reading pleasure we’ve hopped down the snarky trail and gathered a basket full of hard-boiled opinions – a few of which are candy-coated. So put on your pretty Spring bonnet and let’s go Hunt for Snark!

California Yankee has a treat for you with a piece about the Heinz company getting hopping mad over their unwilling affiliation with John Kerry.

Xrlq thumps the Fox coverage of last week’s “abduction hoax” story.

Jim from Snooze Button Dreams points out that if rabbits had to follow these rules, there’d be a lot fewer “pellets” laying around.

JT Hunter at Beagle Express wants you to treat him like an ass. (Sorry, JT, but that’s not my style. I will, however, point out that there’s a little ‘Enter’ key which you might want to start using.)

De Doc thinks that Iraq really is Bush’s Vietnam… with a “Ted Offensive” and all.

Brian J. Noggle thinks pronouns are to John Kerry what “Easter eggs” are to programmers.

Over at Who Tends the Fires, they’re turning the blogosphere into an RPG. Watch out, Dungeons and Dragons!

I’m pretty sure Dave at Blogo Slovo sent this link as a submission for the Snark Hunt, but since Blogspot has gone BlogSplat! again, I have no idea what it’s about.

Meanwhile, Erika at Swirlspice is pissed off about a whole lot of things lately and I know just who what she means.

Sondra at Knowledge is Power ponders why simple crimes are being called “hate crimes” simply because the victim is wearing a scarf.

Over at Quibbles ‘n Bits, Josh has devised a perfect solution to outsourcing.

Finally – it being Easter and all – it’s time for a crucifixion and a resurrection. As The Smarter Cop explains, this time it’s in the reverse order.

So there you have it. Join us next week for the Snark Hunt when I hope to have a better theme and might – might – even get it posted on time!

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