Yes, it’s time for another Snark Hunt. Due to my broken toes, this one is brought to you by Tanqueray Stirling martinis and Tylenol 3 and may Clarence Carter have mercy on my soul.

When we start to blog
We don�t just blog…
We be snarkin�.
That�s what we be doin�, huh
Snarkin�.

Snark about WMDs,
Snark about “service“.
Snarkin’ from a guy that blogs about “catpitalists“.
We be snarkin�.

Let me ask you somethin�…
What time of the day do you like to blog?
Have you ever blogged before breakfast?
Have you ever blogged while you listened to morning radio?

Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever blogged about bugs?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever blogged on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time I blogged in the back seat of a car.
And the policeman came and shined his light on me, and I said:
�I�m snarkin�, that�s what I�m doin�, I be snarkin��

Snark about a game.
Snark about the left.
Snarkin’ from a man about anti-abortion protests.
We be snarkin�.
Ha, ha, that’s right! Snarkin’.

Let me ask you something…
How long has it been since you blogged, huh?
Did you blog the other day?
Did you blog last week?
Did you blog last year?
Or maybe it might be that you plannin� on blogging tonight?
But just remember, when you start to blog
You make it hard, long, soft, short…
And be snarkin�.
Yeah, we be snarkin�.

Snark about skies,
Snark about Kobe’s arrest.
Snark about Howard Dean who earned more snarks than all the rest, huh.
We be snarkin�.

Now when I start blogging to my readers
I don�t stop until I know they�s sas-ified.
And I can always tell when they gets sas-ified
�Cause when they get sas-fied they start sending me links.
They say: �Venomous Kate, Venomous Kate, Venomous Kate, Venomous Kate. Ooooh shit, Venomous Kate!�

The other night I was snarkin� to my best friend
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
“Snark it Venomous Kate, but don�t you snark so fast.
And if you offend your readers they can stick it up their…WOO!”

We be snarkin.� Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
We be snarkin�.

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