Archive for ‘Law Bites’

January 10th, 2008

Records Subpoenaed In MySpace Suicide?

by Venomous Kate

The records surrounding 47-year-old Lori Drew’s cyberbullying of Megan Meier on MySpace, which eventually led to the young girl’s suicide, have purportedly been subpoenaed as part of an effort to determine whether Internet fraud was involved.

The LA Times reports that a grand jury has begun issuing subpoenas to establish whether Lori Drew defrauded MySpace by creating providing false information when creating the account she used to pose as “Josh”, a supposedly 13-year-old boy who first wooed then dumped Megan online.

Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney’s office in Los Angeles, however, are exploring the possibility of charging Drew with defrauding the MySpace social networking website by allegedly creating the false account, according to the sources, who insisted on anonymity because they are not authorized to speak publicly about the case.

The sources said prosecutors are looking at federal wire fraud and cyber fraud statutes as they consider the case. Prosecutors believe they have jurisdiction because MySpace is headquartered in Beverly Hills, the sources said.

Prosecutors have declined to comment on the subpoenas which came as a surprise to Megan’s mother, Tina Meier. “We’ve been begging for someone — anyone — to pick up this case,” she told the LA Times. “If the Drews can be charged — and even get the chance to be convicted — it would be a day I could be happy with.”

Lori Drew maintains that she is neither responsible for Megan’s suicide nor the author of the message which prompted the girl to take her own life. She contends that she is, in fact, a victim of online harassment now and has been petitioning Google to shut down a blog entitled “Megan Had It Coming” which claims to be authored by Lori Drew.

Missouri officials did not file charges against Drew over the matter claiming that, although offensive, it violated no laws.

January 10th, 2008

Gun Toting While Tippling In Tennessee

by Venomous Kate

In response to last month’s fatal shooting at a Hooters in Tennessee, lawmaker think they have come up with a nifty way to ensure such things never happen again.

They want to make it lawful to carry a gun in establishments serving alcohol.

Oh, but there’s no need to worry that someone might get all liquored up and start shooting, folks, because the bill says you can’t touch the firewater if you’re packing heat. Besides, restaurant owners can post signs telling people that guns aren’t allowed.

Of course, that pretty much assumes that people in Tennessee can actually read….

December 31st, 2007

We’re From The Government And We’re Here To Help

by Venomous Kate

The FBI is compiling the world’s largest repository of fingerprint, face, iris and palm scans, purportedly as part of its effort to help catch criminals and terrorists. The project, which carries a $1 billion price tag, will allow law enforcement worldwide to more readily identify and, presumably, apprehend bad guys.

But they’re not the only ones who’ll have access to the data.

At an employer’s request, the FBI will retain employee fingerprints and notify the employer if a worker has an encounter with law enforcement. As Wired points out, that’s the kind of service you’d expect from a private company, not from a tax-funded agency. Not even the courts or police bother to notify employers if their workers are charged with criminal activity, and yet the FBI is offering to perform this service regardless of whether someone’s been charged, much less convicted.

There’s no need to fear, says Thomas E. Bush III, assistant director of the FBI’s Criminal Justice Information Services Division. The FBI has “strict laws” regulating those who can access information stored in the system and, in case that’s not enough, they audit agencies with access every three years. Meanwhile, individuals can ask for copies of what’s in the system.

But what if the information in the system is not accurate? Well, the last time anyone raised that challenge it involved the National Crime Information Center database, which the FBI said was exempt from the Privacy Act’s accuracy requirements.

Pardon me while I go dust off my brown coat.

December 31st, 2007

Lack Of Health Insurance Brings Fines

by Venomous Kate

Thanks to a bill passed by Gov. Mitt Romney in 2006, any Massachusetts residents without health insurance by midnight tonight will lose their personal tax exemption of $219.

But wait, there’s more!

When the new year begins Tuesday, most residents who remain uninsured will face monthly fines that could total as much as $912 for individuals and $1,824 for couples by the end of 2008, according to penalty guidelines unveiled by the Department of Revenue on Monday.

The penalties are based on the cost of insurance plans available and are due as part of the 2009 tax return. According to lawmakers, only adults “deemed able to afford health insurance by the Health Insurance Connector Authority” will be fined.

The good news is that uninsured Massachusetts residents probably won’t need colonoscopies since the government will have already done a rather thorough job while it was up there, anyway.

December 30th, 2007

The Difference Between East And West

by Venomous Kate

Japanese prison inmates aren’t happy. Believe it or not, they’re complaining about too much rice and noodles and not enough bread. But that’s not the end of their list of grievances:

Japanese prisoners dislike their unstylish pajamas, feel their cells are too small and want better meals, a government survey has found.

See, that is the difference between Japanese prisons and those here in the U.S. where our inmates all complain about being in jail because they’re innocent.

December 29th, 2007

APB For Half Of Men In Kansas

by Venomous Kate

A recent shooting outside of a Hooters “restaurant” has all sorts of folks up in arms. A man leaving the place was killed by gunshot while the manager, originally listed in critical condition, remains in the hospital.

Police are searching for a suspect with a rather uninteresting description, depending on where you come from:

Authorities said he is white with a dark complexion, is missing his front four teeth and is believed to be in his late 20s to early 30s and about 150 to 160 pounds. The unshaven gunman had a short ponytail. He had large-gauge earrings and double-pierced ears. He also wore rings on each finger as well as several necklaces, according to Knoxville police.

He wore dark blue, baggy jeans, black boots, and a black hoody with a white stitching pattern. He carried a large black backpack.

I’d started to call in a report about half of the male population of the town in which I live, but then saw that the shooting was in Tennessee.

That would explain why the man wasn’t described as having a mullet.

Or, maybe it doesn’t.

December 29th, 2007

The Economy’s Going To Hell

by Venomous Kate

These days, I can hardly open my newsreader without finding yet another story about some company closing its doors or filing for bankruptcy. The latest? Harvey Electronics, which manufacturers status symbol electronics under the Bang & Olufsen name.

Good grief. If fancy-schmancy brand names like that one, favored by those folks capable of living off only the interest from their investments without ever touching the principal, can go belly up, then nothing is safe anymore.

Take my online brokerage, E-Trade, for instance. Shares in the company plunged last month after news of its poor earnings, and analysts quickly pointed out that bankruptcy couldn’t be ruled out. You can’t imagine the speed with which I sold my shares and withdrew our money.

VH duly lectured me on the transaction, claiming that I was too risk adverse, that it’s people like me who contributed to the stock market crash precipitating the Great Depression, and that no doubt someone would bail out E-Trade. He was right on at least one of those counts: Citadel bailed the brokerage out and some analysts feel E-Trade’s stock is one of the best stocks to buy in 2008.

Just as many, however, say that the bailout was a bad business move and that E-Trade is likely to go bankrupt in 2008, and now bankruptcy lawyers are circling the company like shark on chum.

Which is why I’ll most likely make my investment decisions in 2008 by flipping a coin… then promptly depositing that same coin into my piggy bank where at least I know it’ll be there when I need it.

Not that I’ll actually have any places where I want to spend it, mind you. Even venerable Macy’s is undergoing financial distress, closing eight of its stores and laying off nearly 900 jobs. They’re just part of a nasty trend, according to market watchers who point to the 40% jump in bankruptcy filings in the past year. Those same analysts forecast an additional 13% increase in Chapter 11 filings for 2008 from not only companies in the housing industry but also electronics makers, energy miners like coal companies, agriculture firms and makers of durable goods.

In other words, the only people likely to get richer in the New Year (aside from politicians who have the enviable ability to vote for their own pay raise) are bankruptcy lawyers. So for all of those who can’t resist lawyer-bashing, I suggest you switch your aim and start bashing the politicians instead. They’re the ones who can fix the problem, after all.

Not that I’m all that worried, mind you. I’ve been through this before. So have you, if you think about it. Seems to me the last time the economy was this bad we were also talking about war in Iraq and complaining about President Bush paying too little attention to domestic matters. Sure, that was under Bush Senior, but I have little doubt that Dubya is going to be followed by a Democrat in the White House just as his Daddy was before him.

Why?

It’s the economy, stupid.

December 28th, 2007

Divorce: The Tsunami’s Ripple Effect

by Venomous Kate

Three years ago, Indonesia was hit by a devastating tsunami. Since then, a strange ripple effect has continued to work its way through the country as more women than men have begun filing for divorce.

Three-to-one, as a matter of fact, and both divorce lawyers and jurists alike are hard-pressed to explain it. One clerk attributes it to the number of quickie marriages that occurred in the tsunami’s wake.

“After the tsunami we had many newcomers in Aceh. Some married local women but then decided to return to their places of origin and a divorce is needed,” she said.

“Also, some couples tried to get their spouses to their hometown, but there were also problems there and so they had to end their marriage.”

Other reasons cited in the increased filings include men failing to support their families following the tragedy and, of course, polygamy. Oddly enough, though, the women filing for divorce come from all walks of life, from highly educated to the illiterate poor.

All of which makes me wonder if the post-tsunami divorce rates aren’t an Indonesian version of the advertising campaign thought up by a group of female divorce lawyers in Chicago which sparked outrage with their billboard ad reading “Life is short. Get a divorce.”


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