Remember Kyla Ebbert, the blond, leggy young woman who started a brouhaha when Southwest Airlines kicked her off the flight for dressing inappropriately?
She’s posing for Playboy now.
Anyone smell a setup?
I’d raise my hand, but with this cold still having me under the weather, I can’t smell a thing. Not even her.
(Thanks to Jae for sending in that slink!)
For those of you who are looking for nude or naked Hooters Girls, sorry. I don’t have any pictures. I don’t even know any women who work there.
I do, however, know where you can get the Playboy: Girls of Hooters
Or, for the culinary lovers out there, perhaps you’d rather pick up a copy of the Hooters cookbook
You’re welcome.
Anti-pornography groups recently complained about various magazines sold at military installations in violation of a 10-year-old blue law. A letter co-authored by the groups explained that their members had personally observed the sale of materials they deem sexually explicit at several locations, including the Pentagon itself.
Naturally, the DOD looked into the matter.
Leslye Arsht, deputy under secretary for family policy, writes that “the board reviewed Celebrity Skin, Penthouse, Perfect 10, Playboy, Playboy’s College Girls, Playboy’s Lingerie, Nude, Nude Playmates and Playmates in Bed and determined that, based solely on the totality of each magazine’s content, they were not sexually explicit.”
That’s right: lucky DOD employees were tasked with the responsibility of thumbing through skin magazines on the clock to decide whether they were too racy for sale.
Your tax dollars at work, folks. Did you get your money’s worth?
The FDA has just issued a warning that Viagra may cause sudden hearing loss.
Women have long known that horny men aren’t listening to a word we say. We just didn’t expect there might actually be a medical reason for it.
There’s a little old lady — around 70 years old or so — on the Fox Morning Show dispensing advice on how to use pantyhose to tie your spouse to the bed for some kinky sex.
She looks exactly like my grandmother at that age.
I think I’m going to need therapy now.
Two words, when used together, can cause even the most brave man to wince. They are: “needles” and “balls”.
It’s ok, you can pause here to catch your breath, gentlemen. But don’t relax too much. Turns out that what you’ve suspected all along might be true: your family jewels are, indeed, precious… and not just to you!
A method to harvest stem cells from adult testes and reprogram them into functional tissue may provide an easily accessible and plentiful alternative to controversial embryonic stem cells, researchers said.
So far the study has only shown success using cells harvested from mice testes. (I’m assuming they hired only sharp-eyed scientists for the extraction.) But if it works with humans, stems cells harvested from your sac might very well be therapeutic for other men suffering heart attack, stroke, Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinson’s disease, and diabetes.
I’m betting they’re going to have a hard time finding volunteers for their human clinical trials. Like I said, even the bravest of men get a bit nutty when a nurse approaches with a needle aimed at their crotch.
C’mon, sing along if you know the tune: ♫ “Every sperm is sacred…” ♫
It’s been sixty years since the Kinsey report revealed what folks do when they’re doing the deed. Now, studies are focusing less on the process and more on the purpose.
A new study by psychologists at the University of Texas at Austin asked people why they have sex. The answers were somewhat surprising. Sure, the number one reason cited: “I was attracted to the person,” but there were plenty of other less-predictable responses, too.
For instance, headaches and “not tonight, honey” may go together in most people’s minds, but respondents of both sexes said they’d had sex “to get rid of a headache.” They didn’t say whether it worked.
In all, Meston and colleague David Buss catalogued 237 reasons, the most popular of which predictably involved lust and pleasure. But others ranged from “I wanted to feel closer to God” to “I wanted the attention” to “I wanted to keep my partner from straying.”
A few respondents even said they wanted to give someone a sexually transmitted disease.
Oddly enough, “because it feels good” isn’t mentioned in the article at all.
In yesterday’s “Nine Nibbles,” I indicated that I’d ordered my copy of the “D.C. Madam’s” phone records. At the time, Ms. Palfrey planned to release 13 years worth of her escort service’s phone records on CD to those agreeing to her terms of disclosure.
Last night, Senator David Vitter (R-La.) acknowledged that his name appears on these records, albeit from a period preceding his 2004 run for the Senate. This is not, however, Vitter’s first “red light escapade,” according to Louisiana Conservative.
Surprising as Vitter’s “confession” may be to some, I find it wholly self-serving. By all appearances, Vitter intended to remain quiet about his activities until contacted by agents for Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt who informed the Senator that his number appeared on these records.
It’s that very kind of false sincerity that makes brilliant today’s move by Ms. Palfrey to fully release the records online. Her company’s clients were, in many cases, big name politicians who professed to family values in public while engaging privately in the very actions which they condemned.
Yesterday I exchanged a nice series of emails with Ms. Palfrey following her receipt of my request for her phone records (not then available online). Ms. Palfrey noted that my web sites don’t seem like a forum which focuses on corruption in politics, a point which I had to concede. I gave up long ago any hope of unmasking corrupt politicians: like those tiny insects you occasionally find under a rock, they’re just too good at fleeing whenever exposed.
That Ms. Palfrey has taken on this task is nothing short of impressive to me. Faced with criminal charges and accused of trying to “make life miserable” for those who used her company’s services, Ms. Palfrey’s position seems to be quiet clear and old fashioned: judge not lest ye be judged.
Therein lies the irony: despite politicians regularly making use of Ms. Palfrey’s escort service, she alone is facing criminal charges. Why isn’t the law cutting both ways on this?
Palfrey describes her company as engaging in ‘erotic fantasy’ without illegal sex. If that is the case, then there is no plausible legal basis for bringing criminal charges against her. If she did run a prostitution ring, then her clients — including Senator Vittner — broke the law, too.
Regardless of whether sexual activity took place or not, I find Vittner’s hurried apology to be curiously timed. He said nothing until Larry Flynt’s agents contacted him: would he have remained silent indefinitely had Hustler’s publisher not had leverage? If so, what does that say about the rest of Vittner’s moral fiber? About those as-yet undiscovered politicians now sitting back and conducting polls on Vittner’s approval rating before deciding themselves whether to confess?
If you’ve got investigative or computer skills and would like to help Palfrey’s team uncover the cowardly politicians, download the phone records and get to work. It may be the only chance you get to screw a politician just as good as he’s screwed you.
