Archive for ‘Technology Bites’

February 14th, 2008

Your Valentine Gave Your Computer VD

by Venomous Kate

Her: “I sent you an email earlier with a cute Valentine’s Day picture. Why didn’t you respond?”

Me: “I don’t remember seeing an email from you today. Hold on, let me check…”

Her: “I know I sent it.”

Me: “Oh, I see the problem. My A-V program moved your email into quarantine. That file you sent is infected.”

Her: “No it’s not. I got it from a friend of mine.”

Me: “Uh-huh. Well, I re-scanned it and it says it’s got a Trojan in it. So I can’t open it.”

Her: “So, your A-V’s wrong.”

Me: “I don’t think so. So, what’re you doing today?”

Her: “Not much. Trying to figure out why my computer’s so slow today and keeps losing its internet connection.”

Seriously, do you ever get the impression that some people must actually have to work hard to maintain the state of ignorance which seems to come so naturally to them?

February 11th, 2008

My Outlook Is Overcrowded

by Venomous Kate

Over the weekend I got tired of running into problems accessing Gmail, not to mention how cluttered my email archives were beginning to feel. So I finally took the plunge and upgraded from Outlook 2002 to Outlook 2007.

And I can’t stand it so far.

Oh, sure, I know there are all sorts of nifty features and I like the idea behind running my email, calendar and RSS feeds all from one screen. But, frankly, I feel like I have no idea what I’m doing and, to make matters worse, there are so many pretty, colorful buttons and icons on the screen that I’m afraid to click any of them to find out what, exactly, their purpose is.

Hence the blog silence. I spent the entire morning downloading old stuff from my Gmail account and saving stuff into organized archives. Then I spent the first part of the afternoon setting up various rules to process the mail I receive on my 15 email accounts and make it a bit more manageable.

Now, I just found out that Outlook imported my feeds without keeping them in their separate folders (i.e., “Monday’s reading”, “Tuesday’s reading”, etc.). I am not about to put up with that.

So… anyone know how to delete 400+ feeds all at once from Outlook 2007?

February 6th, 2008

Short on time? Read it later!

by Venomous Kate

If your life is anything like mine, you probably find yourself sitting down to your computer in the morning and trying to race through email while browsing your feeds and maybe — just maybe — thinking up something to write about on your own blog. In that precious hour or so, you don’t always have time to read the things that capture your interest, but despite your best intentions of revisiting the blog or website you somehow always forget to do so.

That’s why I love the Read it Later addon for Firefox. One click on the browser bar is all it takes to add something to your queue to revisit later, when you’ve got time. Later, when you’ve got a few free moments, you simply click on another button to read something from your list. (That same click removes it from your queue, so you don’t need to worry about the reading list getting unmanageable.)

But what if you don’t have Firefox?

Steve Reubel just pointed me to a free website that pretty much does the same thing as that add-on: InstaPaper. Register and drag their button to your browser bar, then click on it when you’re browsing to add things to your reading list. When you’ve got the time, return to their website and read the “newspaper” you’ve created for yourself.

Sweet!

February 4th, 2008

Real Problems With RealPlayer Upgrades

by Venomous Kate

Although I was finally up and about yesterday morning, I elected to spend the day updating my computer, running AV and spyware scans, defragging the hard drive… and playing Anno 1503 (which, by the way, is much fun).

Little did I know I was setting myself up for a heap load of problems, thanks to the RealPlayer updates. Why the problem? Because, as it turns out, I’d previously installed the RealPlayer 10.5 update installs advertising software on the sly. Now, I’m one of those weird people who actually read the EULA rather closely, and there was NO mention in it that RealPlayer’s “message center” would turn my laptop into an ad-delivery service whether I wanted that to happen or not.

Next thing I knew, my laptop had slowed to a crawl and I wound up having problems loading more than a handful of websites at a time. For someone who typically opens 3 dozen tabs at once, while also running a desktop blogging client and a feed reader, being reduced to 5 or 6 tabs and nothing else absolutely hamstrings my productivity. Also, it pisses me off.

So I updated to RealPlayer 11 thinking it would solve my problems. But did it? No, no it did not.

Turns out, RealPlayer 11 also installs the Rhapsody music engine… without warning that it does so. So why is that a problem? Well, because Rhapsody has been running malicious banner ads, so I naturally want to stay as far away from them as I wish I could stay from my mother-in-law.

Not that I’d have known Rhapsody was on my computer, mind you. RealPlayer didn’t actually tell me it was installing it (they’ve since changed that, I hear). I only learned about it because checking my Add/Remove Programs in Control Panel is part of my process when updating and disinfecting my computer.

So, I removed RealPlayer and then — here’s the kicker — had to remove Rhapsody separately. Then I had the pleasure of removing all of the spyware RealPlayer had installed on my laptop.

What the heck, I figured, while I’m removing things… so RealPlayer’s gone now, too. And meanwhile, StopBadware.org has labeled RealPlayer as “badware” for these practices, leading millions of other folks to take the same actions that I have.

Considering that StopBadware.org is largely funded by Google, I’d say that’s a Google Spank that RealPlayer not only deserves but ought to pay attention to if it hopes to stay in business.

January 18th, 2008

The MacBook Air Makes Me Crave Apple

by Venomous Kate

Macbook Air Steve Jobs unveiled the sexiest thing to hit computing in his Macworld keynote address on Tuesday: the ultra-thin Apple MacBook Air subnotebook.

How thin is it? Computerworld Magazine says it feels like holding a stack of paper plates in your hand, yet it still has a full-size keyboard, the same 13.3 inch screen used in the Macbook series, and processors which — although not top-of-the-line — are equivalent to the Macbook Pro series of two years ago.

I wants one, people. Truly, I do.

Oh, I don’t have any good reason to buy one. My Toshiba is only two years old and still works like a trooper, particularly now that I’ve replaced the power cord and stocked up on spare laptop batteries.

About the only problem I’m having with it these days (besides not being able to play several computer games) are some scratches on the screen. But the cost of laptop screen repair is significantly lower than buying a Apple MacBook Air. (Besides which, the MBA wouldn’t play half the video games I own, much less handle the latest releases.)

That doesn’t stop me from wanting one, though.

Which is why I’ve been spending the evening trying to think of ways to convince VH that, if something were to go wrong with my Toshiba, we should just get a MBA rather than send my machine in to a quick laptop repair center.

So far, my list looks like this:

  1. 1. The MBA is sexy.
  2. 2. Apples are good for you.
  3. 3. Ummmm….

Yeah, I got nothing.

January 16th, 2008

Monkey Brains Made Robot Walk

by Venomous Kate

Researchers at Duke University Medical Center in North Carolina were able to control a robot in Japan using a monkey’s brain. That’s right, a monkey’s brain in which they’d implanted electrodes that communicated in real-time with a robot over 7,000 miles away.

“They can walk in complete synchronization,” said Dr. Miguel Nicolelis, who also is the Anne W. Deane Professor of Neuroscience at Duke. “The most stunning finding is that when we stopped the treadmill and the monkey ceased to move its legs, it was able to sustain the locomotion of the robot for a few minutes — just by thinking — using only the visual feedback of the robot in Japan.”

Neat, huh? But is it news?

I mean, ever since Bush-Cheney got reelected there have been plenty of people wondering if the reverse procedure’s been in effect for a while.

January 7th, 2008

Wikipedia Founder Takes On Google

by Venomous Kate

Jimmy Wales, the man behind Wikipedia, has just launched a search engine that allows users to rate results, theoretically improving over time the quality of information returned.

In an interview, he said that his aim was “to build a completely freely licensed, open-source search engine” that would be far more transparent than Google and other existing services, which keep their algorithms for ranking search results a secret.

The search engine, Wikia, went live today and will be initially using its own ranking algorithm, with results refined by user ratings. The search engine can be used by anyone but, at least for the time being, only users willing to disclose their identities will be permitted to rank results. Wales expects it will take two years or more before Wikia is competitive with giants like Google and Yahoo!.

Two years? If the news about this gets out to all of those folks who’ve been waiting for a viable alternative to Google, I’d be surprised if it didn’t take half that time.

January 4th, 2008

We Are Getting A Wii!

by Venomous Kate

Ladies and Gentlemen, the day that I’ve been waiting for has finally arrived. As I paged through sales fliers this morning, I saw that Wal-Mart is offering an unbunbdled Wii console (in store only) for $294.

I’d write about how excited I am, but right now I need to jump in the shower and get down there before they sell out.

Whee!!!

UPDATE: Three little words guaranteed to break a girl’s heart: Out Of Stock. Oh, well, maybe next sale.


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