Archive for ‘Terrorists Bite’

January 3rd, 2007

Pat Robertson Attempts To Incite Panic. Again.

by Venomous Kate

TV evangelist Pat Robertson apparently can’t stand being out of the national news for more than a month at a time. This time, continuing his tradition of making dire predictions, Robertson is claiming that God has warned him there will be a major terrorist attack in the U.S. some time after September.

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007.

“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

One wonders why Robertson can’t see that baselessly predicting a mass terrorist attack can be criminal itself. And lest someone argue that Robertson is justified in making this “prediction” because God told him to do so, consider Robertson’s own appraisal of his earlier hit-and-miss predictions:

I have a relatively good track record,” he said. “Sometimes I miss.”

December 12th, 2006

I Don’t CAIR

by Venomous Kate

ThirdWaveDave points to a blog-based effort to demonstrate support for US Airways’ actions in response to the Flying Imams.

Currently, five out of six of those imams want US Airway to pay them off a monetary settlement. The imams are being legally represented by the Council on American Islamic Relations.

I’m not sure whether it’ll make any difference sending supportive email to US Airways, but Radio Patriot seems to think it will.

UPDATE: Dean’s World has more on the Imam Imbroglio ™.

December 12th, 2006

Women’s Work in the Islamic World

by Venomous Kate

Ed Lasky at The American Thinker points to radical Islam’s two-faced attitude toward women. We’re chattle on the one hand, but perfectly suitable for blowing ourselves — and others — up.

Muslims have a perfect double bind for us infidels: if women wearing what amount to masks and loose clothes are not searched, they are a perfect vehicle for murder. And “vehicle” is all they are, as their humanity means nothing to those using them.

Nothing like a good ol’ double standard.

December 1st, 2006

Imams Asking For Trouble?

by Venomous Kate

WaPo reports that earlier this month Homeland Security acknowledged a program under which all travellers crossing U.S. borders — citizens and foreigners alike — are assigned a score based on their perceived threat risk.

The Automated Targeting System (ATS) program was initially created to prevent drug traffic from entering the U.S. with cargo. DHS now seeks to expand its coverage from cargo and foot traffic to include air and sea travel. Evidently, the Department has already been using the program in this regard for four years but only recently disclosed that fact in fine print within the Federal Register. That disclosure also reveals that the scores cannot be appealed by travellers and will remain on record for forty years.

That’s right: forty years.

Meanwhile, in other air-travel news, six Muslim clerics are outraged after being removed from a US Airways flight in Minneapolis last week. The Imams claim they were singled out because they prayed quietly in a group prior to boarding the flight, and they demand an investigation.

U.S. Air Marshalls removed the clerics at the pilot’s request. The decision was made in response to passenger and flight personnel observations:

• A note from a passenger to a flight attendant reported that the clerics had been “cursing” America’s role in the Iraq war and chanting the name of Allah prior to the flight.

• A gate agent observed that the men were praying loudly prior to boarding the plane.

• Other passengers, including a travelling off-duty flight attendant, saw the men changing their seat assignments so that two sat in first class, two in the middle, and two in the rear. That arrangement paralleled the grouping on one of the planes used in the 9/11 attacks.

• One Imam seated toward the front of the plane made two trips back to speak to his colleagues in the rear.

• Three clerics requested seat belt extenders despite not physically needing — or using — them. The extenders are made of a belt with a metal buckle which could be used as a weapon. They were found on the floor, unused.

There’s no word on the Imam’s score under the Automated Tracking System.

UPDATE: One Imam denies the accounts of the passengers and Marshalls. He also denies that the WTC attacks were carried out by Muslims and insists that he’d previously cut ties to an organization being investigated for its involvement in terrorist activity.

UPDATE: More on this at Wizbang!

September 27th, 2006

Just for grins

by Venomous Kate

A new drinking game to try: chug your preferred shot every time al Zawahiri says in the soon-to-be-released video that Americans are ‘infidels’ or that faithful Muslims should kill Westerners in the name of the ‘religion of peace.’ But don’t blame me for your hangover.

August 22nd, 2006

Maybe His Turban Hides The Tinfoil Hat

by Venomous Kate

Just when I thought the world could not possibly get any more strange, I find out that Osama bin Laden has the hots for Whitney Houston in a big way, at least according to a woman who claims she was once OBL’s sex slave. (Found via ISOU.)

“He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.

“Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly.

“How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”

Obviously, an incisive intellect isn’t required in the sex slave business or that whole 9/11 thing might’ve rung a bell with her.

But, seriously: Whitney Houston??!

Hey, I’m 100% in favor of shipping her over to him. Anyone else?

August 10th, 2006

T.S.A. Remains a D.U.D.*

by Venomous Kate

*Department of Dumbasses

Like everyone else, I woke up to reports of a planned terror attack against the U.S. Evidently we’ve beefed up security enough to make hijacking a plane unfeasible for the terrorists. Nope, this time they planned to take advantage of an all-but-ignored soft spot: liquids.

The sports drink could be combined with a peroxide-based paste to form a potent “explosive cocktail,” if properly done, said a U.S. counterterrorism official.

“There are strong reasons to believe the materials in a beverage like that could have been part of the formula,” the official said. (Source: CNN)

Yep, since the terrorists intending to swap explosive liquids with the contents of their Gatorade bottles and ignite them with an iPod or cell phone, the rest of us get to pay for their plans. No more carrying a Venti Carmel Mocchiato from Starbucks on flights. No more juice boxes for the kiddies or even a bottle of vodka to sneak sips from whenever the turbulence gets too bad. No deodorant for those last-minute fixes before arrival. Hell, women can’t even bring makeup or perfume in their carry-on baggage.

No makeup! No perfume?!

Welcome to hyper-security where airports are guaranteed to be filled with smelly, grumpy, tired people… even more so than they are now.

And the result is this:

Potential problems
Photo: AP

Now, wait a second. I thought the threat involved potentially explosive liquids. So why the hell are we hoarding big piles of them inside the airport?!

UPDATE: In light of Scotland Yard’s belief that the suspects who remain at large may have instructions on what to do if the plot was thwarted, shouldn’t there be a guard at these dump sites at the very least? It only takes one tossed laptop landing square in a bin like that, ya know?

July 24th, 2006

Truth is not a Perspective

by Venomous Kate

While sitting here watching the 5 o’clock news I got an email from Magen David Adom. Were I not all too well-acquainted with the media’s tendency to report only one side of the story — the one most likely to incite those quick to anger and slow to think — I would’ve thought the two were wholly unrelated.

Exhibit One:

Neighborhood Bombing ‘Against Humanitarian Law’:

Israel’s bombing of a crowded Beirut neighbourhood where Hezbollah had its headquarters has breached humanitarian law, a senior UN official has said, as reports emerged of heavy fighting on Lebanon’s southern border.

Exhibit Two:

MDA Statistics: July 12th to July 24th, 2006

Hezbollah rockets hit northern Israel: 2,200
Qassam rockets launched from Gaza since June 25th: 193
Israelis in bomb shelters: 1,000,000
MDA ambulances deployed in north: 750
Number wounded, treated by MDA: 823
Israeli civilians killed: 17
Wounded today (July 24): 49

I know who my friends are, and I believe my friends.


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