Britney Wants You To Hurt Her

Spewed by Venomous Kate in Celebrities Bite
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Britney Spears does not merely need help to stop being a skanky ho. Now she also needs help naming her next album. Because, you know, all that booze and drugs she shared with Paris Hilton have rotted whatever brain cells she originally had.

Since I have a few spare moments — and a few brain cells which have escaped destruction — I thought I’d give Britney a few suggestions of my own:

1. My Life Is A Joke
2. Skanky Is As Skanky Does
3. Who, Me? Irrelevant?
4. Buy This At Your Own Risk
5. I Promise I Won’t Breed Again
6. U Can Lipsynch 2
7. So This Is What Crazy Feels Like
8. Stop Me Before I Record Again
9. This CD Doubles As A Drink Coaster
10. I Did Paris. I Did Dance. I Now Wear My Underpants.

Can you help the Pop Tart out with suggestions of your own?

UPDATE: Michele (of the one L), now blogging at A Big Victory, has more.

[tags]Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, skank[/tags]

This entry was posted on Friday, June 15th, 2007 at 11:55 am.

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will not be overcome by the forces of suckiness; I will fight the suckiness. The Ripsaw fights the suckiness. I’m not entirely sure how useful it is, but I’d be happy to get one as a birthday present. 0 to 50 in 3.5 seconds in a tracked vehicle? Fight the suck by mocking Britney. Trust me: it works. CadillacTight fights the suck mightily. And has been rewarded for his efforts. Good man. And while we’re on the subject of zoomy vehicles, a rocket powered fights the suck with style.

Comment by Jesse

2007-06-15 12:23:18

I’m going to have to suggest:

No Chance

Desperate Pleas For Attention

Comment by terry

2007-06-15 13:59:47

Oops! I did it again (rehab mix)

Comment by Trish

2007-06-15 16:07:27

LOL, this was a great post. Loved 10 as well as Terry’s in comments.

Comment by Jae

2007-06-15 16:13:39

Those are almost worth the $25 fan club fee you have to pay to suggest the titles. She may be drunk, high, and crazy — but she’s not totally stupid.

YET.

Comment by Venomous Kate

2007-06-15 16:14:40

It costs a fortune to support a coke habit, you know.