Caption Contest: Rhambo and The Hope-And-Changey Edition *BUMP*
This time, the winner gets a Moleskine notebook paid for out of my own pocket. So you’d damn well make it GOOD, folks.
Winner announced Monday.
UPDATE: Due to my mother’s visit, which lasts until Friday, I’ll be a bit too busy for blogging. Ergo, I’m going to keep the contest open. Winner announced Sunday.
Cannot believe I am writing this…
“So do you want me to reach-around, or not?”
What is thy bidding my master?
God, I wish I knew how to quit you…
Win.
Sorry, I can’t top that one either. LOL
Chris Mathews says he’s tingling again. When can you meet him?
I never imaged how much hotter you’d be once in power, I must have you NOW!
“You have to unzip before you piss.”
“Just say the word and Limbaugh’s death will look like an overdose.”
“This time Pinky we’re going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”
[...] Electric Venom isn’t telling. [...]
No sir, we can’t just print more money.
Sir, screaming, “This is SPARTA.” is only funny to 12 year olds, and I don’t think it’s scaring our enemies.
I concur with the devil on your left shoulder.
“Gray pinstripe suit, green tie, third row back, second from the left… He’s a conservative. Change him now, before they lose hope.”
Don’t look now, but Venomous Kate is here. She put our pictures up in her blog for a damned “Caption Contest” that she’s dragging out. I could make her disappear for you.
Yes sir, economic decisions are most difficult. I suggest you try “scissors” this time.
“Now cough”
“Oh, Mr. President, I’ll make you bark like a dog.”
“And then he said to me, ‘Ohmigod, your shoes are to die for’ and then I said ‘Get out’ and then he said ‘No really’ and then I said ‘These old things?’ and he said ‘I simply have to have a pair’ and then I said…”
“Don’t look. That money stack with the eyes from Geico is right over there.”
Sir, Hillary wants her balls back.
[...] Electric Venom isn’t telling. (redux) [...]
Cheney is still on the lawn and won’t leave. He dismantled the swingset and is growling about how Blackwater can rebuild it for only 3 billion. The new plans turn the slide into a waterboard and added electrified handcuffs to the jungle gym to ” teach those little terrorists a lesson “
[...] have a winner for the Hope and Changey edition of the Caption [...]