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If you’re like me, you’ve been unable to completely obliterate that portion of your brain which was forced to witness The Train Wreck That Was Roth (the performance, not the blog entry). Which means it’s time to get revenge on Diamond Dave by having a little fun at his expense.
So, caption this:
Photo credit: AP
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
“I’m just a gigolo.” Too easy . . .
“Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.” Too stupid . . .
(Looking over the edge of a building:) “Might as well jump!” Just right . . .
I’ve been photoshopped! Who put my face on this Armani?
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop!
Oh…didn’t realize someone had already quoted “Just A Gigalo” so I’ll try again:
GIMME A BOTTLE OF ANYTHING. AND A GLAZED DONUT.
TO GO!
What too many “Bottles of anything” will do to you.
NO longer a mere gigolo, now I am Pimping!!
Chicks dig guys with skills.
Absolutely, positively, no matter what I do…I’m STILL cooler than Sammy Hagar.
Ok Gary… I’ve had it up to HERE! with you and Sammy.. I’ve had it all the way up to HERE with you….