Cindy Crawford Comes Clean
Can it have been only a decade since Cindy Crawford confessed: “Even I don’t wake up looking like Cindy Crawford”?
Who knew that what she really meant was “Even I don’t wake up from plastic surgery looking like the Cindy Crawford that has made millions of dollars to women the products I once credited with keeping me looking this good when, in reality, I owe everything to my 11 years of plastic surgery“?
Not that I mind, mind you.
I just want the name of her surgeon!
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
Oh, yeah, like there’s something wrong with the way you look.
No shit.
Hear hear.