Can it have been only a decade since Cindy Crawford confessed: “Even I don’t wake up looking like Cindy Crawford”?
Who knew that what she really meant was “Even I don’t wake up from plastic surgery looking like the Cindy Crawford that has made millions of dollars to women the products I once credited with keeping me looking this good when, in reality, I owe everything to my 11 years of plastic surgery“?
Not that I mind, mind you.
I just want the name of her surgeon!
Friday, August 25th, 2006, 7:31 pm | 
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August 25, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Oh, yeah, like there’s something wrong with the way you look.
August 26, 2006 at 3:12 am
No shit.
August 27, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Hear hear.