Wondering what to do for an upcoming special someone’s birthday? Why not have Lorenzo Lamas call and assure them that they’re hot? Not a Lorenzo fan? Then how about Q from Star Trek or the fuzzy-haired dude from Welcome Back Kotter or any one of a growing list of celebrities at Hollywood Is Calling?

I really need to find out when Meryl’s birthday is. I have a feeling she’d love to hear from The Hulk.