First comes the revelation that Lindsay Lohan is even nastier than any of us thought:

She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills. I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs. I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced.

Mariah Carey? Girl, puh-leze. It’s time to get help!

Then comes the not-so-surprising revelation that perhaps Lil’ Lo has a death wish.

Lindsay’s ex-security guard Lee Weaver, who claims he quit because she was too dangerous to work for, revealed to the News of the World newspaper: “I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood but have never seen anyone as out of control as Lindsay. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met.

“I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.

“One night I looked at her wrists and hands and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them. She broke down and told me, ‘I don’t belong on this planet anymore’. She said she cut herself because she didn’t think life was worth living.”

So, does anyone know if it’s possible to take globe insurance out on a celebrity?

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