Paris Will Burn

Did you catch Larry King’s post-jail interview with Paris Hilton? Here, let me give you the high points (no pun intended):

King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

Hilton: No.

King: Taken drugs.

Hilton: No.

King: Never taken drugs?

Hilton: No.

Please. I don’t care how “aw shucks” sweet and innocent that girl looked like as she walked out of jail in her miraculously-appearing designer clothes. If she’s not a poster child for drug rehabilitation, then I’m a virgin.

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!


10 Responses to “Paris Will Burn”
Comment by terry
2007-06-29 19:46:23

I’m glad to hear Larry wouldn’t pay for the “privilege” of having her on the show. As for the non-drug-taking, all I can say is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

(Who is she trying to fool? Eight-year-olds?)

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-29 19:48:28

So I take it you don’t believe my claim to virginity?

 
Comment by terry
2007-06-29 19:55:56

I might. Were you in a state of immaculate grace at the time?

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-29 20:03:30

Depends on which witness you interview, hon.

 
Comment by Linoge
2007-06-29 20:04:43

Maybe not at the time, but possibly afterwards….

And I cannot believe I just wrote that.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-29 20:09:54

You make me laugh.

Ordinarily, that would be a good thing. but it’s Martini Friday. Wasting martinis on the monitor = alcohol abuse.

 
Comment by Wichi Dude
2007-06-29 22:30:49

I have an easier time believing your virginity than her honesty.

And she could be the poster child for a lot of different groups.

‘Nuff said.

 
Comment by Leigh Subscribed to comments via email
2007-06-30 05:04:34

She’s pathetic. I have a link to something like seven videos of her doing drugs on my blog. She’s such a loser! And a liar!

 
Comment by Leigh Subscribed to comments via email
2007-06-30 05:06:37

LOL! My prior comment makes it sound like she was doing drugs on my blog. LOL Um, no. I never invite her there. ;)

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-30 11:04:59

Heh. I doubt Paris shows up anywhere she doesn’t get paid to appear, or at least free drugs.

 

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.


VK

About Venomous Kate
My Other Sites:
I Think Therefore I Blog
Blogging for the Money
Chubby Mommy
Queen of Snark

Contact Me
SiteMap
Privacy Policy
Ad Inquiries
Technorati Profile
Follow My Tweets

Twitter Feed
Retweeting @Johnmont: When Seattle is pretty, it's beautiful. (From VK: I always wondered if it's so green there because of the mold.)


    • Jeff: Chelle, Your comment brings up some interesting issues. Why is it obvious that the woman needs therapy? I...
    • Lynne: If the feds have to dig so deep into the law to find a charge that sticks, it’s clear local laws need to...
    • J. Otto Tennant: My dear, I know who the PM of the UK is, but I fear that I don’t know who the PM of Canada is....
    • Margi: Me too and amen. And you know, I’d settle for her being put away for jaywalking - but I’d prefer...
    • Venomous Kate: Having been “cyber-bullied” once myself in the past (in an incident I’m sure you...






Subscribe in feed readerSubscribe
Mobile Venom

Get updates via email.
Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner





WordPress

Copyright © 2003-2008,
Electric Venom.
All rights reserved.