Paris Will Burn

Did you catch Larry King’s post-jail interview with Paris Hilton? Here, let me give you the high points (no pun intended):

King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

Hilton: No.

King: Taken drugs.

Hilton: No.

King: Never taken drugs?

Hilton: No.

Please. I don’t care how “aw shucks” sweet and innocent that girl looked like as she walked out of jail in her miraculously-appearing designer clothes. If she’s not a poster child for drug rehabilitation, then I’m a virgin.


10 Responses to “Paris Will Burn”
Comment by terry
2007-06-29 19:46:23

I’m glad to hear Larry wouldn’t pay for the “privilege” of having her on the show. As for the non-drug-taking, all I can say is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

(Who is she trying to fool? Eight-year-olds?)

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-29 19:48:28

So I take it you don’t believe my claim to virginity?

 
Comment by terry
2007-06-29 19:55:56

I might. Were you in a state of immaculate grace at the time?

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-29 20:03:30

Depends on which witness you interview, hon.

 
Comment by Linoge
2007-06-29 20:04:43

Maybe not at the time, but possibly afterwards….

And I cannot believe I just wrote that.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-29 20:09:54

You make me laugh.

Ordinarily, that would be a good thing. but it’s Martini Friday. Wasting martinis on the monitor = alcohol abuse.

 
Comment by Wichi Dude
2007-06-29 22:30:49

I have an easier time believing your virginity than her honesty.

And she could be the poster child for a lot of different groups.

‘Nuff said.

 
Comment by Leigh Subscribed to comments via email
2007-06-30 05:04:34

She’s pathetic. I have a link to something like seven videos of her doing drugs on my blog. She’s such a loser! And a liar!

 
Comment by Leigh Subscribed to comments via email
2007-06-30 05:06:37

LOL! My prior comment makes it sound like she was doing drugs on my blog. LOL Um, no. I never invite her there. ;)

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-06-30 11:04:59

Heh. I doubt Paris shows up anywhere she doesn’t get paid to appear, or at least free drugs.

 

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