Paris Will Burn
Did you catch Larry King’s post-jail interview with Paris Hilton? Here, let me give you the high points (no pun intended):
King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Hilton: No.
King: Taken drugs.
Hilton: No.
King: Never taken drugs?
Hilton: No.
Please. I don’t care how “aw shucks” sweet and innocent that girl looked like as she walked out of jail in her miraculously-appearing designer clothes. If she’s not a poster child for drug rehabilitation, then I’m a virgin.
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I’m glad to hear Larry wouldn’t pay for the “privilege” of having her on the show. As for the non-drug-taking, all I can say is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
(Who is she trying to fool? Eight-year-olds?)
So I take it you don’t believe my claim to virginity?
I might. Were you in a state of immaculate grace at the time?
Depends on which witness you interview, hon.
Maybe not at the time, but possibly afterwards….
And I cannot believe I just wrote that.
You make me laugh.
Ordinarily, that would be a good thing. but it’s Martini Friday. Wasting martinis on the monitor = alcohol abuse.
I have an easier time believing your virginity than her honesty.
And she could be the poster child for a lot of different groups.
‘Nuff said.
She’s pathetic. I have a link to something like seven videos of her doing drugs on my blog. She’s such a loser! And a liar!
LOL! My prior comment makes it sound like she was doing drugs on my blog. LOL Um, no. I never invite her there.
Heh. I doubt Paris shows up anywhere she doesn’t get paid to appear, or at least free drugs.